A very small bunny from, I presume, the nest in our backyard. That’s why the grass around there is so overgrown. So tiny!

I got Animal Crossing New Horizons Happy Home Academy, so now I can goth up an entire vacation resort! And uh yeah I’m dressed as a purple dog bandit in a hot dog costume.

Latest internet shopping pain in the ass is SpeedX, which had my package was out for delivery yesterday at 12:33pm. That doesn’t appear to mean what it means to USPS & the rest of humanity (in the US, I’m being complain-y about one of the few joys I have currently, ok?).

Out here doin witchy shit instead of going to bed on time.

USPS still thinks my package will be here by 9pm today. Hah! Lies! Everything has to lull at least a day in “preparing for delivery” status. I’d bet it’s not even in my city yet.

I love when islanders come visit my spooky house in animal crossing. I also like to make them say stupid crap like “dooker” and “yo yo yo” when they ask me for new catchphrases. #animalcrossing #acnh

The itty bitty kitty cleans her murder mittens.