Kami
@beanhopper.bsky.social
42🐰longtime fur 🏳️🌈he/him/disabled/demiace/single/INFP/♾️/DFW 💙 random thoughts ahead/nsfw for dirty art&faves💐texmex 🇲🇽💙if you try, they're gonna love you! 👹🐶 I sometimes am my old coyote self and a clown kaiju named Tusk
WHEW just had the shit scared out of me. I had a long day at work and got Panda Express takeout and when I entered my vehicle to drive home, I turned the key and someone opened my passenger side and then went "oh whoops" but not before I went WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU but they quickly left after my yells
January 21, 2026 at 1:43 AM
WHEW just had the shit scared out of me. I had a long day at work and got Panda Express takeout and when I entered my vehicle to drive home, I turned the key and someone opened my passenger side and then went "oh whoops" but not before I went WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU but they quickly left after my yells
Everyone in Dallas and North Texas seems to be freaking out that the upcoming snow and ice this weekend will be like what happened in 2021. That SUCKED cause I was without power and it was like below freezing in my apartment then. I'd never seen that much snow in my life D:
January 20, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Everyone in Dallas and North Texas seems to be freaking out that the upcoming snow and ice this weekend will be like what happened in 2021. That SUCKED cause I was without power and it was like below freezing in my apartment then. I'd never seen that much snow in my life D:
Cold Sundays need football and a warm meal like this beef stew I felt like today. :9
January 18, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Cold Sundays need football and a warm meal like this beef stew I felt like today. :9
Sofia Coppola's Lost In Translation first came to mind 👀
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Sofia Coppola's Lost In Translation first came to mind 👀
Before I got disconnected, I got to explore the new Slumber world on Animal Crossing here friends can build a village together. 😍 I made a 15 minute jazz club and @farmdogbeau.bsky.social stopped by. These joys are why I love this game ❤️ #acnh #animalcrossing
January 18, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Before I got disconnected, I got to explore the new Slumber world on Animal Crossing here friends can build a village together. 😍 I made a 15 minute jazz club and @farmdogbeau.bsky.social stopped by. These joys are why I love this game ❤️ #acnh #animalcrossing
Though this scene gets it right and that's it
January 17, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Though this scene gets it right and that's it
Ever had a movie not just disappoint you but piss you off? That's Twinless, as an actual twin who lost theirs, it is a creepy story passing as a romcom. But if you wanna watch the Maze Runner guy fuck a twink, you'll love it lol.
January 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Ever had a movie not just disappoint you but piss you off? That's Twinless, as an actual twin who lost theirs, it is a creepy story passing as a romcom. But if you wanna watch the Maze Runner guy fuck a twink, you'll love it lol.
Like they're taunting us. Fuck you!
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Like they're taunting us. Fuck you!
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
January 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
A little off looking but twice as delicious. I'm pleased with this Christmas crack. Homemade toffee is so good. c=
January 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
A little off looking but twice as delicious. I'm pleased with this Christmas crack. Homemade toffee is so good. c=
We had Christmas crack for the first time last week and I was like, where has this been all my life so why not make some for tonight. We shall seeee
January 11, 2026 at 3:49 PM
We had Christmas crack for the first time last week and I was like, where has this been all my life so why not make some for tonight. We shall seeee
In these times of terrible reality and people against us for beinf either queer, of color, intelligence and citizen, I've returned to these two TJ Klune books which are warm hug equivalents. They might be my most favorite of all time. TJ is my favorite author. Made me cry happy tears.
January 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
In these times of terrible reality and people against us for beinf either queer, of color, intelligence and citizen, I've returned to these two TJ Klune books which are warm hug equivalents. They might be my most favorite of all time. TJ is my favorite author. Made me cry happy tears.
One of my espresso service calls yesterday said “Squeaks loud when finishes shot“ and I'm like giggity, me too 👀 And the resolution simply was lubing up the long spindle. XD
Accidental NSFW I guess. Not me thinking that, haha.
Art by StripedGoon
Accidental NSFW I guess. Not me thinking that, haha.
Art by StripedGoon
January 9, 2026 at 1:48 PM
One of my espresso service calls yesterday said “Squeaks loud when finishes shot“ and I'm like giggity, me too 👀 And the resolution simply was lubing up the long spindle. XD
Accidental NSFW I guess. Not me thinking that, haha.
Art by StripedGoon
Accidental NSFW I guess. Not me thinking that, haha.
Art by StripedGoon
New phone time! Jumping from the S21 to S25. S21 served me well for years but it's upgrade time. 👋
January 8, 2026 at 12:41 AM
New phone time! Jumping from the S21 to S25. S21 served me well for years but it's upgrade time. 👋
Get fucked Abbott. 👏
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January 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Get fucked Abbott. 👏
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*heavy breathing* fluffing up instant ramen is my speed and this looks good
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
*heavy breathing* fluffing up instant ramen is my speed and this looks good
Couldn't do it New Years Day but we make posole blanco every year this time. We don't like chilis on ours. Hours of simmering and skimming and it's great. :9
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Couldn't do it New Years Day but we make posole blanco every year this time. We don't like chilis on ours. Hours of simmering and skimming and it's great. :9
Tricky to use the mandoline to get the proper cabbage shreds... One wrong move and I'll lose a digit D: success though!
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Tricky to use the mandoline to get the proper cabbage shreds... One wrong move and I'll lose a digit D: success though!
Dinosaurrrrrrr
I was in Glen Rose, TX where many dinosaur tracks were discovered. So it makes sense there's fields of them. 🦕
I was in Glen Rose, TX where many dinosaur tracks were discovered. So it makes sense there's fields of them. 🦕
January 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Dinosaurrrrrrr
I was in Glen Rose, TX where many dinosaur tracks were discovered. So it makes sense there's fields of them. 🦕
I was in Glen Rose, TX where many dinosaur tracks were discovered. So it makes sense there's fields of them. 🦕
Would you eat at a loco Coyote grill? I heard the food is dynamite. 🧨
January 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Would you eat at a loco Coyote grill? I heard the food is dynamite. 🧨
20 minutes away in Dallas until 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 5:42 AM
20 minutes away in Dallas until 2026!
Hey I can be a snowboy too look at me ☃️☃️☃️☃️
December 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hey I can be a snowboy too look at me ☃️☃️☃️☃️
I got to finally remove this old piece of shit espresso machine from a café that kept calling for service because it was outdated, clogged and also not made anymore.
If only I could go Office Space on it. XD
If only I could go Office Space on it. XD
December 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I got to finally remove this old piece of shit espresso machine from a café that kept calling for service because it was outdated, clogged and also not made anymore.
If only I could go Office Space on it. XD
If only I could go Office Space on it. XD
Cleaned my fan so it blows cool air in my room. Especially since it's still like 70f outside x((( But feels good to sleep cool.
December 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Cleaned my fan so it blows cool air in my room. Especially since it's still like 70f outside x((( But feels good to sleep cool.