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Simon
@beanprole.bsky.social
Dad, reader, average musician, cyber-security nerd, cat friend, and all around tired guy with a sore back. Aotearoa New Zealand.
Decided the best way to get through some of my TBR was a 2026 reading plan... fast forward two hours and I'm 50 books in and a bit overwhelmed. So, yeah, if all authors out there could not release any books in 2026 so I can catch up some... that'd be appreciated. #pukapuka #booksky #self-sabotage
December 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
So, uh, anyone hiring a security engineer or infrastructure engineer? ;) #nzpol #firingCVsintothevoid
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Brooke van Velden celebrating James Cameron getting citizenship on the day redundancies are confirmed at Weta FX pretty much sums up the "NACT First" economy to me... #nzpol www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3607...
Hollywood legend James Cameron gets NZ citizenship
For most of the past 14 years, the Titanic director has called Wellywood - not Hollywood - home.
www.stuff.co.nz
August 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Normally I try to keep things on an even keel, but I'm more and more enraged by the sideshows we're getting while real issues are not being dealt with. Who needs another enquiry which amounts to a carnival for science-dodging village idiots + pearl clutching about the word spineless? #nzpol
August 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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SILKSONG IS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
April 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Hollow Knight: Silksong releasing 2025 according to Nintendo
April 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Mixed reading month in March... including a few short books on the Booker International longlist, some questionable romantasy to see what the fuss is about, the Ockham NZ Fiction award shortlist and some gems while trying to find fantasy that doesn't read like it's written for YAs. 🖋️📚💙 #pukapuka
March 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Have been searching out some decent literary fantasy recently and found a goodreads review containing "honestly, this is the most pretentious book i have ever read. its so far beyond high-brow, its in an obnoxious league all on its own." - I think I might have found my next read! ;) 💙📚 🪐📚 #pukapuka
March 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Normally I don't pay too much attention to my goodreads recent updates feed, but enjoyed this one... Does marking something as Did Not Finish count as getting something done? ;) 💙📚
March 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Just finished the Ockham NZ fiction award shortlist... enjoyed them all, but the standout was The Mires by @tinamakereti.bsky.social - reminding me that while it's easy to see the differences between ourselves and others it's our commonalities and connections which are truly important. #pukapuka 💙📚
March 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sure to be heard soon - "What I would say to you is that Seymour is handling the destruction of school lunches fantastically, and if you have a problem with it you should just have your chef whip something up for the kids before the nanny drops them to school." #nzpol www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3606...
Free school lunch provider goes into liquidation
The latest twist in the ongoing school lunches situation has seen Libelle Group - a member of the School Lunch Collective - go into liquidation.
www.stuff.co.nz
March 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
A varied reading month in February... started on the International Booker Prize longlist which has been good so far, crossed a few off the NYT 100 best books of the 2000s unread list, enjoyed a few randoms that popped up in my bsky feed and revisited my favourite book from my childhood 💙📚 #pukapuka
March 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Reading the International Booker longlist is off to a good start. Ibtisam Azem's The Book of Disappearance is great speculative fiction told from multiple POVs and set in an Israel and Palestine where one day all Palestinians simply vanish. Touching, engrossing and infuriating in under 260 pages 💙📚🇳🇿
February 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Half way through my 650 page book, and getting to the life story of the third member of a family that doesn't seem connected to any plot points yet... this must be one of those literary fiction books I hear about ;) 💙📚🇳🇿
February 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Weirdly my post didn't seem to make it to the #booksky 💙📚 feed so quoteposting to see if that changes things... because it's totally important that everyone sees what I thought about a book I just read! Now I feel like I'm reliving the book obsessing over external validation...
This character study in anxiety, paranoia and delusion is like watching a spider in a sink fighting to get out as the plug is pulled and the water circles the drain. As someone who's a bundle of anxieies on a good day, and whose worst horror is their own mind, it all felt a bit too real at times. 💙📚
February 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This character study in anxiety, paranoia and delusion is like watching a spider in a sink fighting to get out as the plug is pulled and the water circles the drain. As someone who's a bundle of anxieies on a good day, and whose worst horror is their own mind, it all felt a bit too real at times. 💙📚
February 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"I wonder if this is going to end well" I think, as the characters in the book I'm reading turn up to their new job in the township of Eldritch... 💙📚
February 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Recently saw an imagined interaction with a librarian - "Could I get that book I loved as a child?" "Which version?" "What do you mean?" "The version you remember from childhood or the version with all the issues?" - Just read Harriet the Spy again nearly 40 years later, and boy oh boy issues :) 💙📚
February 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Today's hot take: Storygraph is good for performative readers who want graphics to post to social media to show how readery they are. Goodreads is good for people who just want to know information about the books they're read or might want to read.
Today's not hot take: Amazon/Bezos still sucks
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February 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My son has a pretty uncommon name, so whenever I see a reference to it I get a bit Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme about the whole thing. Currently in the middle of a book with a character that I can't stand, who shares my boy's name... not exactly sure how to feel about it :-/ 💙📚🇳🇿
February 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The stuff-o-sphere musn't like the recent coverage of their boy's actions... I expect we'll soon be getting a front page article on how beautiful the flower arrangements will be at his upcoming wedding. #nzpol www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
Verity Johnson: Chill, David Seymour isn’t NZ’s Trump
My God, it feels like David Seymour is everywhere right now. He’s like the Kardashians in 2016, except no one wants to see his nudes.
www.stuff.co.nz
February 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I suspect off-street parking in Philadelphia might be filling up at a pretty quick rate right now, as it looks like it's not going to be long before any accessible cars end up upside down and on fire...
February 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Pretty good start to the reading year, especially Hilary Mantel's books after passing them over for years as a genre I don't normally read... Still 79 books left from the NYT 100 best books of the 21st century list, I may be some time ;) 💙📚
February 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This article, on the goings on in the USA written in the tone it would be if it were happening in another country, would be on the front page of every newspaper if the world was still sane - www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/musk-s-jun...
Musk's Junta Establishes Him as Head of Government
Imagining how we'd cover overseas what's happening to the U.S. right now
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
What a gutshot watching the Oscar nominated short 'A Lien' in the days following the inauguration... just learned what it's like to be filled with absolute dread and unbridled rage at the same time. Kia kaha from New Zealand to anyone dealing with ICE/the new administration vimeo.com/997805490
A Lien
On the day of their green card interview, a young couple confronts a dangerous immigration process. Written & Directed SAM & DAVID CUTLER-KREUTZ Shortlisted…
vimeo.com
January 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM