Fartz McClintock
@beansisprettygood.bsky.social
He/him. Dirty leftist. Vegetarian. Cannabis enthusiast. Plant Dad. 1312, landlords are parasites, eat the rich.
a modern take on a time honored classic
February 6, 2026 at 5:54 PM
a modern take on a time honored classic
my friends and I wrote a skit like 20 years ago about a guy teaching himself how to use the force and his friend trying to convince him it wouldn't be gay to use it to jerk him off
February 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
my friends and I wrote a skit like 20 years ago about a guy teaching himself how to use the force and his friend trying to convince him it wouldn't be gay to use it to jerk him off
I went to camp with that kid, I think his name was Wesley
February 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I went to camp with that kid, I think his name was Wesley
that's every day for me
February 2, 2026 at 11:41 AM
that's every day for me
pplpdareèa
my pocket typed that but I'm going to send it anyway because peepee lp diarrhea sounds funny
my pocket typed that but I'm going to send it anyway because peepee lp diarrhea sounds funny
February 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
pplpdareèa
my pocket typed that but I'm going to send it anyway because peepee lp diarrhea sounds funny
my pocket typed that but I'm going to send it anyway because peepee lp diarrhea sounds funny
trouble is the nra knows he doesn't mean them
January 28, 2026 at 8:42 AM
trouble is the nra knows he doesn't mean them
you aren't supposed to do it by yourself
January 25, 2026 at 4:12 PM
you aren't supposed to do it by yourself
you make being green look easy, I don't know what the fuck that frog is talking about
January 23, 2026 at 8:24 PM
you make being green look easy, I don't know what the fuck that frog is talking about
it takes all kinds, but get it pizza slut
January 23, 2026 at 2:23 PM
it takes all kinds, but get it pizza slut
that's how i tell my partners I'm close
January 23, 2026 at 11:51 AM
that's how i tell my partners I'm close
I'm jersey native and our pizza is absolutely top tier (the best NY style comes from NJ) but the best pizza is Detroit pizza. I don't like it but it's true.
January 23, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I'm jersey native and our pizza is absolutely top tier (the best NY style comes from NJ) but the best pizza is Detroit pizza. I don't like it but it's true.
oh no Director bb girl works for bootlickers, I'm sorry
January 23, 2026 at 11:34 AM
oh no Director bb girl works for bootlickers, I'm sorry
never forget
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 PM
never forget
I want to try a quaalude so bad and I'll never get to
January 22, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I want to try a quaalude so bad and I'll never get to
she's an angel
January 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
she's an angel
if there were no men who would protect you from the men? checkmate.
January 15, 2026 at 12:17 PM
if there were no men who would protect you from the men? checkmate.
real pies realize real lies
January 12, 2026 at 2:28 PM
real pies realize real lies
wait until you hear about Boston creme pie
January 12, 2026 at 1:32 PM
wait until you hear about Boston creme pie
highly recommended.
January 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
highly recommended.
mix it with water!
January 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
mix it with water!
about queef fiddy
January 9, 2026 at 12:52 PM
about queef fiddy