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@bear-witness.bsky.social
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Discover queue drifter. I'm just here to look at cats, find cool art, talk about video games, and shitpost. Mostly shitpost.
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bear-witness.bsky.social
I should be allowed to take my electric blanket into work. Heck.
January 22, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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lauraillustrates.bsky.social
stay informed AND get cute animal companions
illustration of a cute brown bear wizard in green wizards clothes, surrounded by 3 animal companions. the companions are a yellow toad with a blue wizard hat, a calico cat with a red wizard hat, and a raven/crown with a purple wizard hat. the bear is seated and looks charmed by the animals. the text under the illustration reads "familiarize yourself"
January 20, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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lauraillustrates.bsky.social
🐻🍲
illustration of a cute brown bear in yellow wizards clothing holding its arms out over a bubbling black cauldron filled with soup. around the bear and cauldron float pieces of corn, broccoli, mushrooms, carrots, tomato, peas, pepper, and spinach. magical sparkles are also around the floating food, so you know it's magical. under the cauldron are the words "cooking is magic"
January 18, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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goodtrailcams.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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lauraillustrates.bsky.social
🐻🪄
illustration of a cute brown bear wearing blue wizards robes and pointed hat. the robe is clasped with a round, yellow jeweled brooch. the bear is looking at the view with a star wand out, emitting a spell with cute magical effects. below the bear are the words "hocus pocus don't lose focus"
January 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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badlydrawnbears.bsky.social
You’ve dilly’d your last dally. Xox
January 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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jpbrammer.bsky.social
A statue of a horse fighting a bear
January 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
bear-witness.bsky.social
... Ah beans.
"Your 2026 Word: Moribund" Meaning something at the point of death or permanent decline...
January 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
bear-witness.bsky.social
New Year's resolution to scream into the void in a slightly different tone.
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
bear-witness.bsky.social
Entering the new year like
Screenshot from Star Wars Episode III: The Phantom Menace where Anakin is crawling out of the lava on Mustafar after having his legs cut off.
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 AM
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badlydrawnbears.bsky.social
I have overindulged xox
December 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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aideesea.com
Bear tried.
December 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
bear-witness.bsky.social
The progression curve for life is messed up. Unlock stuff at 16, 18, 21 and then…? Nothing until like 65, if you’re lucky and build right. We should at least get Double Rights or something at 32, 36, and 42.
December 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
bear-witness.bsky.social
“Experiencing Interruptions? Find out why”
Yes, YouTube, they’re called ads and you put them everywhere.
December 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
bear-witness.bsky.social
I follow the sidewalk rule not out of some antiquated sense of chivalry or anything. I just want to be hit by a car is all.
December 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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byjessicaelena.bsky.social
MERRY CRISIS

#art #illustration
A digital drawing of a page with lots of little drawings inside smaller panels or frames layered on top of each other, with some flowers and mushrooms scattered around as well. There is a bear wearing a Santa hat, a snowdrop flower, and some landscape drawings inside the panels.
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
bear-witness.bsky.social
I hope the person who invented the USB-c is doing well.
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
bear-witness.bsky.social
I had a dream that there was a niche, but perplexingly numerous community about microwaves. Their biggest youtube channel had a pinned video called “Top 20 microwaves to get into the hobby”. It was 32 minutes long and had 4.7 million views.
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
bear-witness.bsky.social
Googling “how to remove Gemini from all Google products” every day like tossing coins into a wishing well. Maybe they’ll get the idea someday…
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
bear-witness.bsky.social
Last week of November you know what that means…

Title: Soon It Will Be Cold Enough to Build Fires
Artist: Emancipator

youtu.be/XvG7Iukpq78?...
Soon It Will Be Cold Enough to Build Fires
YouTube video by Emancipator - Topic
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
bear-witness.bsky.social
It warms my cold, dead heart to see Kirby Air Riders just be an unapologetically fun game. Kirby Air Ride But MORE in every way. It’s all it needed to be and all we needed it to be.
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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lauraillustrates.bsky.social
i wondered why it was so cloudy today!
illustration of two cute brown bear announcers seated at an announcement table that is covered in leaves, garland, lights, flowers, and pumpkins. the bears are dressed in winter attire- long coats, hats, scarves, and earmuffs for one. they both hold microphones and the left bear announcer has a chat bubble that has a snowflake in it. there is confetti raining behind them. underneath the illustrations are the words: "This just in!" A report from our announcers interrupts the parade: "It's about to snow!"
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
bear-witness.bsky.social
This week's mental "old-song-on-repeat-until-I-hate-it":

Title: Where Will We Go
Artist: IAMDYNAMITE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LFQ...
IAMDYNAMITE - "Where Will We Go" Lyric Video
YouTube video by iamdynamitevideo
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November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
bear-witness.bsky.social
So wait now we have to give a nickel for peoples’ thoughts, chip in our ten cents, and be in for a nickel, in for a pound?
Discontinuing the penny is going to have devastating effects on the idiom economy…
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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lauraillustrates.bsky.social
soup!!!!
illustration of two brown bears stirring a big pot of stew with a large wooden spoon. the two bears wear chefs hat, so you know they are qualified. the pot looks like ceramic and has a folk art pattern, based on old corning-ware. the soup has a bunch of colorful vegetables. there is steam in the shape of hearts coming from the soup. cuz it's made with love.
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM