Is your puhcy green?

In that case, aim for my tits..

I just medicated this pony and he is tired.

I might have to apologize for having gay thoughts about you ….

Literally pulled up to the pump with the tank on the wrong side…

I’ve only put gas in my car once and I forgot how to open the fuel door…

I’m sure I would have been ..

7. Fold towels
8. Open the blinds in our bed room
9. Give medication to child
10. Make lunches for child
11. Make sure pre teens put on deodorant
12. Make sure pre teen does chores
13. Water the flowers (fuck I just remembered to water the flowers)

I just hope no one expects the lawn to get mowed

My husband had a work trip this week so all week I have had to do the “Andy things” that normally just get done around here..
1. Pump my own gas
2. Take the trash to the actual curb
3. Feed the pony’s
4. Medicate same pony’s
5. Take care of myself
6. Manage various lighting programs for the house

POV your top takes leg day seriously so you have something to grab onto while he knocks the Mario coins out of you

I had faith that his BDE was still in effect.

You maybe toppin, but I’m still eatin.

Scaretober Movie night: Tales from the Crypt Presents: #DemonKnight

Billy Zane could GET IT.

I don’t know what you mean 🤭

Humanity has had a good run ….

Latching on ..

Bring back REAL SEX!!

I’m wearing my Cody shirt today

Due to recent events. Please celebrate that Dolly is just fine by continuing to STAN her..

Or rides

Too much?

The Nyphone 17 Pro (ho) Max is in effect. And I need to clean my guest bath mirror..

Hell has frozen over…