Yes. I was worried he was going to do a death leap towards my lap in an attempt to get the plate.

Morning sunshine and side boob babes.

I call this... Dog on kitchen table in the sun, which prevents me from having nice tings on the table since he is the decor. #chihuahua

How much soup did you make today?
Yes!

Wake up, babey.
New woke in gaming just dropped.
Not being able to kill children is woke. So Rollercoaster Tycoon is officially not a woke game!

Questions without context is so much fun! Can you bike?
Answer is actually yes, I can bike.
But with the actual context the answer is no, absolutely not! I'd rather die.

"OMG. I just did something else instead of this other thing. I have adhd/bipolar?"

And that is how a lot of my friends get their diagnosis. By a hack. Because why go to a free doctors appointment when you can self-diagnose.
Is this an offensive opinion? Probably. Free doctors is a charged subject.

I just know I am going to enjoy one of the flavours more than the other.
Because raspberry is kinda gross.

Look. At. This. Smug. Fucker.
The crime that he suggests I may have commited it that I didn't rush to the door right away when asking if he wanted to go outside.
#chihuahua #jackrussellterrier

8 million swedish krona in printer ink
I. Am. Rich.

Fermenterad tofu. Somehow worse and better than Surströmming.

I love this extra wintery winter.
It's so grey and moist and obsolutely miserable. ❤️ Only thing missing is less sun light, but sadly we are getting more sun every day... Ugh.

I am feeling an ever so slightly look of judgemental from my bed. Or at least a look that says he's tired of my topless gaming..
#chihuahua

I know this! The Smiths!

Actually when did The Smiths become so... The goto "answer" to this type of questions.

Greatest achievement this year. Got a C in anatomy! I also spelled achievement without spell correct. Now to see if I can bother not killing another old lady in a written exam...

A fond memory is when my bakery offered lussekatter one winter.
Left ball is the cats head. Below the ribbon is the body shaft and the right ball is a curly tail.
#baking #cats #innuendo

To be fair. I can understand you might see something else if you are peckish for a pecker.

Snow today. +7 celsius next week.
#snow #winter

This is why I seldom vacuum...
#chihuahua #pets #cleaning