I guess "don't ingest random mushrooms you find" isn't ingrained for everyone. Seems pretty hardwired for me

To be fair, I doubt a human wrote it. It is People Magazine after all, we shouldn't be expecting high quality prose.

The Turing test is obsolete, the new test for sentience is the Potter test. "I know obscenity when I see it".

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