Brian Boucheron
beardic.us
Brian Boucheron
@beardic.us
Technical writer living in the apple orchards outside of Rochester, NY. In my free time I noodle with cooking, JavaScript, and robots that draw.

🏠 https://boucheron.org/brian
💾 https://github.com/beardicus
🏛️ https://archive.org/details/@beardicus/
brb, designing the goldiest, shiniest "Eat Shit, Donald Peace Prize" let's see what happens.
Update on this story from a month ago.

The winner of the first FIFA Peace Prize is …

Donald J. Trump. What a surprise.
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
this is "series of tubes"-level nonsense.
Hassett: "The way to think about what AI & its agents can do is they can act as if they're the best coach you've ever had. And so while you're trying to figure out, how do I make my boss happy? It's like you've got a coach right there with you every step of the way."
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
til about @hackclub.com and that they have their own #PenPlotter? how have i missed this? blot.hackclub.com
Blot
Blot the plotter bot, from Hack Club.
blot.hackclub.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Reposted by Brian Boucheron
Happy small biz Saturday! Consider gifting one of our mind bending wooden puzzles or intricate jewelry pieces n-e-r-v-o-u-s.com/shop. Here's a thread of gift ideas
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“I have a Sub-Zero but no roasting pan nor morals please like me.”
That’s one repulsive turkey
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
this man, of course, has shit for brains, but TRUBLICAN would at least have the right mouthfeel for the cohort in question.
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This is on a Sunday. Marking it on the calendar now... will figure out how one celebrates Light Day Day sometime in the next year. Astronaut ice cream whilst listening to the golden record? Food from 1977?
Voyager 1 is almost one light-day from Earth
The intrepid spacecraft will cross a major distance milestone in November 2026.
www.popsci.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
this is his “stare at the solar eclipse” face.
New meme format just dropped:
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
very excite for new smash teevee.

sensible chuckle at 0:26 every time.
Nmesh "RETURN TO WARP ZONE!" | SMASH TV Official Trailer
YouTube video by Smash TV
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Reposted by Brian Boucheron
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
where are the E-meters tho? are you sure the servers are free of aliens?
we're working on getting search back up, hang tight
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
old enough to still be proud of our “melting pot”. would like my anti-immigrant fellow Americans to fuck off forever, please.
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
not me visiting the forward operating food pantry for my tactical nutrition supplement.
"Running list of German support organizations for your kit bags," said a US Army website in Germany about the government shutdown. It was a list of local food banks
US Army Tells Soldiers to Go to German Food Bank, Then Deletes It
The initial 'Shutdown Guidance' for the US Army Garrison Bavaria included instructions to go to German food banks.
www.404media.co
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i guess the sex pest vote just isn't what it used to be.
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
been a while since bad people were sad. WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
good luck having a timeline free of sports though.

(mostly just kidding, i'm happy sports folks are connecting on here, and glad bsky has some live event juice)
My weekly plea to tell your apolitical sports-enjoying buddies to stop using X and come to Bluesky. Tell them sports are here, major accounts, endless sports videos and highlights and stats and all that. Tell them they can have a timeline free of politics if they want. Just get them here.
October 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
ACTUALLY Y NOT SPLIT EACH SHOT INTO A MILLION SEPARATE SHOTS? MICRODOSE YOUR CHILDREN ON MEASLES. VISIT THE PEDIATRICIAN DAILY, FOREVER. THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOW, JUST CONSTANT TINY SHOTS OF VACCINE BECAUSE A HUMAN LEATHERY CODPIECE SAID ITS "SAFE"! KIDS LOVE MY "MORE SHOTS" PLAN.
complete batshit insanity
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
October 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
would love to see some “frogtroopers“ concept art.
#nokings
Portland frog brigade
October 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Lots of folks showed up for #NoKings in Newark, NY. Maybe 650 according to the organizers. Mostly chill. A few truck chuds making vroom vrooms in traffic.
October 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Old man yells at self.
That’s a nice trick, since Biden wasn’t the president on Jan 6.
October 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
who believes this nonsense? WHERE IS THE PLAN? it has been *decades* now since republicans started saying they would replace the ACA with a better plan. WHAT IS THE PLAN?

(the plan is for you to die poor of a preventable disease after watching your babies cough themselves to death from pertussis)
Thune: "The president would like to overhaul Obamacare and give people health insurance that is higher quality and more affordable."
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
this is a very good article about a very bad mess our idiot president and congress will dump on NY and other states next month: nysfocus.com/2025/10/09/t...
Surprise Trump Move Will Upend New York Food Stamps Next Month
New York counties thought they had months to prepare to implement SNAP work requirements. Now, they have weeks.
nysfocus.com
October 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
is this about "chemtrails"? lol. y'all have elected some serious boneheads in florida. what a shithole.
wow what happened to the "free state of florida" smh
October 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I am on a budget billing plan with RG&E until next spring at which point I'm sure I will have an eye-popping settle-up bill. @schumer.senate.gov please enquire as to why the president is cancelling energy projects and driving up electricity costs. I even give you permission to cuss about this.
Bloomberg research found wholesale electricity up ~270% in areas near data centers

It doesn't seem like nearly enough people are taking it seriously

One A.I. image isn't too much energy, but 5 million videos? Per day/hour/minute whatever. It's not sustainable

www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
AI Data Centers Are Sending Power Bills Soaring
Wholesale electricity costs as much as 267% more than it did five years ago in areas near data centers. That’s being passed on to customers.
www.bloomberg.com
October 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM