beardisgood.bsky.social
@beardisgood.bsky.social
Also apparently super gay to get married to a woman. The straightest thing a man can do is marry another alpha male.
July 20, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Invasive is a technical definition though, but then the plant expert would need to ask where you found it.
July 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Or they didn't care to know. Probably some of each.
June 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
This is just one part of trying to prepare your kids to live in a world you actually despise.
June 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
His name was Biff, so:

Buff Biff, buff.
June 4, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Also just fun to try different order/punctuation & their affect:

Man, muscular nude!
Stereotypical surfer appreciating art

Muscular Man: Nude
Chat GPT written art history essay on Rodin's The Thinker

Nude man, muscular
Yoda, describing a neighborhood creep
June 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Depends what you are going for.

#1 Seems like the man is primarily muscular and happens to be nude. Like seeing someone changing in the gym locker room.

#2 Seems like the man is primarily nude and happens to be muscular. Like some dude just always hanging out nude in a gym locker room.
June 4, 2025 at 11:09 AM
And that is just for 52 objects stacked in linear order.
May 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm confused on who you are talking about? A Rod and Marc Lore are both divorced...
May 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Yes to both
May 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
💯

And at the time, it seemed like NAW was a throw in to even out the money, but he has been great!
May 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Booze?
April 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
An athlete visiting and performing an act of protest would be the sole exception.
April 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
[Costco and Arizona Ice Tea appear from the shadows]

Arizona Ice Tea & Costo in unison: Welcome to the fight!
April 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So the boomers were right, the 60s were cool
March 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I'm an English teacher. I've definitely noticed this.

Enshitification continues
March 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Also, seeing people create a grown up version of Calvin and Hobbes where he is married to Suzy Derkins pisses me off.

Just no.
February 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Also, one should only be allowed to root for the Yankees if you were born in AND live in one of the five boroughs.

Not as a matter of law. Just as a matter of public shaming.
February 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
That's an insult to my junk drawer.

My junk drawer is kinda random, but it has useful stuff!
January 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I always thought the point was that Sauron wouldn't notice or care about Hobbits. Eagles would be an obvious choice and the flying nazgul would have battled them in the air.
January 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Raspberry Pi project?
January 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
That professor sounds like a pedantic prick.

I was lucky that my professors would routinely argue with students in ways that made us prove our points, but never/rarely in ways that felt like bs one upmanship.
January 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Also, I suspect this was also about a bunch of people staying home.

The media landscape is insanely changed.

Can you imagine being told in 1998 that the janitor from News Radio would become possibly the most important media in the country?
November 20, 2024 at 1:06 AM