J Beardly
@beardlywine.bsky.social
Wife guy from Wisconsin, late 30's, mtb/gravel/urban cyclist, homebrewer, iPod modder, hobby farmer.
This just looks like my following list. Not beating the bsky is a bubble allegations, but it's nice in here.
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This just looks like my following list. Not beating the bsky is a bubble allegations, but it's nice in here.
They couldn't manage to squeeze in some experimental citrus flavor for the occasion?
December 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
They couldn't manage to squeeze in some experimental citrus flavor for the occasion?
There should be some kind of law that all kitchen mandolins include a few different sized kevlar gloves.
December 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
There should be some kind of law that all kitchen mandolins include a few different sized kevlar gloves.
Aside from all the other ways this shit sucks, the Van Gogh in front of the tree full of ears is pretty fucked up and feels much more disrespectful than any ear joke I've seen before.
December 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Aside from all the other ways this shit sucks, the Van Gogh in front of the tree full of ears is pretty fucked up and feels much more disrespectful than any ear joke I've seen before.
Currently driving a 2012 jeep with a manual and 180k+ miles, dreading the day it dies and I have to replace it. Never owned an automatic, last one I called my own was the one my parents let me use until I bought my first car 19 years ago.
December 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Currently driving a 2012 jeep with a manual and 180k+ miles, dreading the day it dies and I have to replace it. Never owned an automatic, last one I called my own was the one my parents let me use until I bought my first car 19 years ago.
Fucking Italian Attempt at Transportation.
December 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Fucking Italian Attempt at Transportation.
I fucked up a triple batch of salsa when I added homemade tomato paste from a mason jar and tried to bang the spoon against the jar and predictably chipped it. I grabbed the tomatoes off the top of the heap where it fell but couldn't know I got it all out. Sacrificed a full nesco to the compost.
December 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I fucked up a triple batch of salsa when I added homemade tomato paste from a mason jar and tried to bang the spoon against the jar and predictably chipped it. I grabbed the tomatoes off the top of the heap where it fell but couldn't know I got it all out. Sacrificed a full nesco to the compost.
"The booming fertility industry is largely unregulated" sounds like the opening line of some dystopian novel.
December 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"The booming fertility industry is largely unregulated" sounds like the opening line of some dystopian novel.
Anyway here's the recipe if anyone is interested in making their own. Respect to LMNT for volunteering it freely. science.drinklmnt.com/electrolytes...
How to make LMNT's electrolyte drink mix at home
An electrolyte drink should contain sodium, potassium, magnesium, and fluids for hydration. Here’s how to make a few of LMNT’s most popular flavors at home.
science.drinklmnt.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Anyway here's the recipe if anyone is interested in making their own. Respect to LMNT for volunteering it freely. science.drinklmnt.com/electrolytes...
I just finally watched this flick last week and am now noticing references everywhere. Is In Bruges a Christmas movie?
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I just finally watched this flick last week and am now noticing references everywhere. Is In Bruges a Christmas movie?
I just started making my own electrolyte mix based on LMNT's recipe and with a couple bags of bulk potassium and magnesium, my dose price per bottle came out to about $.04. I also froze some ice cube trays of fruit juice if I want some carbs in the mix, or just a splash of lemon juice is nice.
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I just started making my own electrolyte mix based on LMNT's recipe and with a couple bags of bulk potassium and magnesium, my dose price per bottle came out to about $.04. I also froze some ice cube trays of fruit juice if I want some carbs in the mix, or just a splash of lemon juice is nice.
Not a smoker but would be thrilled to receive this, it is art.
December 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Not a smoker but would be thrilled to receive this, it is art.
If you get the family stuff out of the way with any energy to spare this evening, we're having our annual xmas eve barn party tonight. If you're interested I'll dm you the details. 6pm-?
December 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If you get the family stuff out of the way with any energy to spare this evening, we're having our annual xmas eve barn party tonight. If you're interested I'll dm you the details. 6pm-?
Couldn't he have just removed the storm drain grate? Don't think his machete was hefty enough to lift it but I'm sure he could've easily found something to pry it up in the cul-de-sac. Assuming he could get past the guilt of borrowing tools from ghosts.
December 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Couldn't he have just removed the storm drain grate? Don't think his machete was hefty enough to lift it but I'm sure he could've easily found something to pry it up in the cul-de-sac. Assuming he could get past the guilt of borrowing tools from ghosts.
I wasn't watching closely enough to determine what phone it was, but since this is an apple tv show doesn't that imply that she's a villain?
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I wasn't watching closely enough to determine what phone it was, but since this is an apple tv show doesn't that imply that she's a villain?
Wait, Benn Jordan as in The Flashbulb? I saw him open for The Dillinger Escape Plan 20 years ago, he played some really killer glitchy stuff with midi guitar pickups (I think left handed, strung righty?) did not realize he's been up to rad shit in other areas.
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Wait, Benn Jordan as in The Flashbulb? I saw him open for The Dillinger Escape Plan 20 years ago, he played some really killer glitchy stuff with midi guitar pickups (I think left handed, strung righty?) did not realize he's been up to rad shit in other areas.
You gotta use givesendgo for the most effective grifting of racists.
December 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
You gotta use givesendgo for the most effective grifting of racists.
Still don't understand how anyone would ever voluntarily look at that guy. Uncanny valley ass. As if the dystopian nightmare of it all wasn't enough to put people off watching, you have to have him on the screen too.
December 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Still don't understand how anyone would ever voluntarily look at that guy. Uncanny valley ass. As if the dystopian nightmare of it all wasn't enough to put people off watching, you have to have him on the screen too.
We as a society are really all too tolerant of sadistic game show hosts. Look what we've let the hosts of The Apprentice and Fear Factor get away with.
December 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
We as a society are really all too tolerant of sadistic game show hosts. Look what we've let the hosts of The Apprentice and Fear Factor get away with.
No chin to speak of on this man but somehow that dude found it at least twice
December 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
No chin to speak of on this man but somehow that dude found it at least twice
I think that's a separate chin shot.
December 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I think that's a separate chin shot.
I have never seen a football player try to do anything like that before.
December 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I have never seen a football player try to do anything like that before.