Sally Beauty
@beardontap.bsky.social
Conceptualizer Extraordinaire. Coyote vs. Acme Truther. Stivali. Asciugamani. Abbigliamento... UOMO.
Carl Sagan is like if a muppet became a real man.
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Carl Sagan is like if a muppet became a real man.
Actually, that IS my circus, and those ARE my clowns.
January 18, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Actually, that IS my circus, and those ARE my clowns.
Logged on to say I'm furious about certain things, but elated by others.
December 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Logged on to say I'm furious about certain things, but elated by others.
I just learned that organic milk has a longer shelf life because...
They just pasteurize it hotter.
They just pasteurize it hotter.
December 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I just learned that organic milk has a longer shelf life because...
They just pasteurize it hotter.
They just pasteurize it hotter.
Back in 2016 election season, my lyft driver showed up in a TRUCK. Turns out he was a Trumper, and we started arguing about things until the Epstein Flight Logs were mentioned. He insisted that Clinton was on them, but Trump was not.
HaHa, you're dumb, dude.
HaHa, you're dumb, dude.
December 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Back in 2016 election season, my lyft driver showed up in a TRUCK. Turns out he was a Trumper, and we started arguing about things until the Epstein Flight Logs were mentioned. He insisted that Clinton was on them, but Trump was not.
HaHa, you're dumb, dude.
HaHa, you're dumb, dude.
DayQuil Ayaaaahaaaa
Fighter of the NyQuil. Ayaaahaaa
Head feels like a sun. Ayahaaa
Master of coughing and sneezing for everyone
Fighter of the NyQuil. Ayaaahaaa
Head feels like a sun. Ayahaaa
Master of coughing and sneezing for everyone
December 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
DayQuil Ayaaaahaaaa
Fighter of the NyQuil. Ayaaahaaa
Head feels like a sun. Ayahaaa
Master of coughing and sneezing for everyone
Fighter of the NyQuil. Ayaaahaaa
Head feels like a sun. Ayahaaa
Master of coughing and sneezing for everyone
No Country For Old Men is proof that Texas is a Midwest state that ended up in the South.
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
No Country For Old Men is proof that Texas is a Midwest state that ended up in the South.
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Men would rather... instead of therapy, you get it.
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Men would rather... instead of therapy, you get it.
Ernest Borg Nine is a Star Trek villain right?
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Ernest Borg Nine is a Star Trek villain right?
Solving Tomorrow's Problems... Tomorrow
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Solving Tomorrow's Problems... Tomorrow
And what do we say to work?
Not Today.
Not Today.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
And what do we say to work?
Not Today.
Not Today.
Doing some people watching and I saw some people watching me?
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Doing some people watching and I saw some people watching me?
Turns out, the examined life: also not worth living.
October 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Turns out, the examined life: also not worth living.
Luggage trends alternate between hard and soft like the length of skirts
October 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Luggage trends alternate between hard and soft like the length of skirts
If an establishment has recently played Kings of Leon, you as a millennial are entitled to compensation.
October 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If an establishment has recently played Kings of Leon, you as a millennial are entitled to compensation.
I have zero good pictures of myself.
Camera roll:
Camera roll:
October 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I have zero good pictures of myself.
Camera roll:
Camera roll:
The big leg jeans give me middle school flashbacks. So actually that style is like over is what I hear.
October 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The big leg jeans give me middle school flashbacks. So actually that style is like over is what I hear.
Who's coming to my Over The Hill party?
October 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Who's coming to my Over The Hill party?
Everybody's doing a brand new dance now...
September 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Everybody's doing a brand new dance now...
Caution: This vehicle makes frequent stops...
For candy, treats, yard sales, anytime there's a line of people.
Driver is extremely susceptible to FOMO and will lean out passenger window to ask long questions.
Sometimes I tap my foot on the brake to the song I'm jamming.
Coexist.
For candy, treats, yard sales, anytime there's a line of people.
Driver is extremely susceptible to FOMO and will lean out passenger window to ask long questions.
Sometimes I tap my foot on the brake to the song I'm jamming.
Coexist.
September 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Caution: This vehicle makes frequent stops...
For candy, treats, yard sales, anytime there's a line of people.
Driver is extremely susceptible to FOMO and will lean out passenger window to ask long questions.
Sometimes I tap my foot on the brake to the song I'm jamming.
Coexist.
For candy, treats, yard sales, anytime there's a line of people.
Driver is extremely susceptible to FOMO and will lean out passenger window to ask long questions.
Sometimes I tap my foot on the brake to the song I'm jamming.
Coexist.
Watching other people play video games has to be one of the most asinine things that I can endorse, defend, and do every day.
September 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Watching other people play video games has to be one of the most asinine things that I can endorse, defend, and do every day.
Disney... MINUS.
September 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Disney... MINUS.
Nobody at my job knows how to unclick a pen
September 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Nobody at my job knows how to unclick a pen