Beardverse
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Dad. Husband. Occasionally Relevant. Coffee Addict. #49ers #FantasyFootball #PokemonGo #Android
Random fact: dragonflies can fly in every direction, even backwards. I know.... you didnt need to know that.
December 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Random fact: dragonflies can fly in every direction, even backwards. I know.... you didnt need to know that.
Tuesday vibes. More coffee, less news.
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Tuesday vibes. More coffee, less news.
Kickoff time. Beer is cold, Niners are on. Let’s get it.
December 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Kickoff time. Beer is cold, Niners are on. Let’s get it.
Niners better show up tonight!
December 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Niners better show up tonight!
Back at it. Need all the caffeine today to deal with this Monday.
December 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Back at it. Need all the caffeine today to deal with this Monday.
Niners on Monday Night Football. Let’s go.
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Niners on Monday Night Football. Let’s go.
Sunday morning beard maintenance. Coffee first, then the trim. It’s a process.
December 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sunday morning beard maintenance. Coffee first, then the trim. It’s a process.
That Trump speech had the same energy as a toddler explaining why they aren't tired. 20 minutes of my life I’m never getting back.
December 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
That Trump speech had the same energy as a toddler explaining why they aren't tired. 20 minutes of my life I’m never getting back.
That presidential speech was a whole lot of nothing. Coffee is the only thing making sense this morning.
December 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
That presidential speech was a whole lot of nothing. Coffee is the only thing making sense this morning.
Finally cracked a beer. It’s been a long week. Cheers everyone.
December 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Finally cracked a beer. It’s been a long week. Cheers everyone.
I should post here more. People here tend to dislike Trump more than on X. I be cooking...
November 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I should post here more. People here tend to dislike Trump more than on X. I be cooking...
𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑.
September 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑.
"𝙸𝚏 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚛 𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎." - 𝚁𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝟷𝟸:𝟷𝟾
September 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"𝙸𝚏 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚛 𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎." - 𝚁𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝟷𝟸:𝟷𝟾
Ripping the Summer plants out and prepping for our fall plants. Yep.... we're behind.
August 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ripping the Summer plants out and prepping for our fall plants. Yep.... we're behind.
Sunday is for coffee and contemplation. Taking a moment to recharge before the week ahead. Sunday morning reflection.
August 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sunday is for coffee and contemplation. Taking a moment to recharge before the week ahead. Sunday morning reflection.
Alright, Beerverse, show me what's in your glass! Beer, coffee, something else? 🍻
August 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Alright, Beerverse, show me what's in your glass! Beer, coffee, something else? 🍻
Saturday mornings are for slow coffee and no alarms. Hope you're all having a relaxing start to your weekend.
August 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Saturday mornings are for slow coffee and no alarms. Hope you're all having a relaxing start to your weekend.
The two best words to hear on a Friday afternoon: 'Pint please.' Cheers to the weekend, everyone! #BeerOClock
August 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The two best words to hear on a Friday afternoon: 'Pint please.' Cheers to the weekend, everyone! #BeerOClock
Let's show some love for the local craft beer scene. Tag your favorite local brewery in the comments and tell me what I should order there this weekend! #SupportLocal
August 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Let's show some love for the local craft beer scene. Tag your favorite local brewery in the comments and tell me what I should order there this weekend! #SupportLocal
🔥 Hot Take Thursday: The Hazy IPA trend has gone too far. Every new release tastes like orange juice and hop burn. Bring back the crystal-clear, bitter, piney West Coast IPA! #CraftBeer
August 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
🔥 Hot Take Thursday: The Hazy IPA trend has gone too far. Every new release tastes like orange juice and hop burn. Bring back the crystal-clear, bitter, piney West Coast IPA! #CraftBeer
According to legend, 9th-century Ethiopian goat herders first discovered coffee’s potential when they noticed their goats became energetic after eating the berries from a specific tree.
August 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
According to legend, 9th-century Ethiopian goat herders first discovered coffee’s potential when they noticed their goats became energetic after eating the berries from a specific tree.
𝙲𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚣𝚎𝚗, 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜. 🦋
August 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
𝙲𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚣𝚎𝚗, 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜. 🦋
𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎? 𝙼𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 "𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜" 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍. 🙏
August 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎? 𝙼𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 "𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜" 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍. 🙏
𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎? 𝙼𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 "𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜" 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍. 🙏😂
August 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎? 𝙼𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 "𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜" 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍. 🙏😂