Bear GJ - VO
@beargjvo.bsky.social
UK Voice Actor based out of Manchester, England.
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If I'm being very honest, I want a lot of attention and then don't know what to do with it.
I told jokes at my wedding toast, and then got surprised people laughed!
I told jokes at my wedding toast, and then got surprised people laughed!
June 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If I'm being very honest, I want a lot of attention and then don't know what to do with it.
I told jokes at my wedding toast, and then got surprised people laughed!
I told jokes at my wedding toast, and then got surprised people laughed!
Reading about stoics and Marcus Aurealis makes me realise most stoicism is just journaling.
And that's fine, but "be good, be patient, you're ruling Rome" is more powerful than "why did you eat cake yet again?"
And that's fine, but "be good, be patient, you're ruling Rome" is more powerful than "why did you eat cake yet again?"
June 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Reading about stoics and Marcus Aurealis makes me realise most stoicism is just journaling.
And that's fine, but "be good, be patient, you're ruling Rome" is more powerful than "why did you eat cake yet again?"
And that's fine, but "be good, be patient, you're ruling Rome" is more powerful than "why did you eat cake yet again?"
Reposted by Bear GJ - VO
There’s a complaints form on ScotRail’s ‘contact us’ page www.scotrail.co.uk/form/custome...
May 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
There’s a complaints form on ScotRail’s ‘contact us’ page www.scotrail.co.uk/form/custome...
The use of AI now is equivalent to Wikipedia like 15 years ago.
Teachers don't trust you, and it's clear you're copying something that has no official citations beyond some weird blog that got skimmed into it instead of using... Any critical thinking skills
Teachers don't trust you, and it's clear you're copying something that has no official citations beyond some weird blog that got skimmed into it instead of using... Any critical thinking skills
May 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
The use of AI now is equivalent to Wikipedia like 15 years ago.
Teachers don't trust you, and it's clear you're copying something that has no official citations beyond some weird blog that got skimmed into it instead of using... Any critical thinking skills
Teachers don't trust you, and it's clear you're copying something that has no official citations beyond some weird blog that got skimmed into it instead of using... Any critical thinking skills
The speed of Marketing technology buzzwords and news we'll roughly be "re-inventing" everything again and again until someone re-invents the marketing buzzword "re-inventing"
At which point we'll be "disrupting" and then "game changing" and so it goes. The terminological treadmill
At which point we'll be "disrupting" and then "game changing" and so it goes. The terminological treadmill
May 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The speed of Marketing technology buzzwords and news we'll roughly be "re-inventing" everything again and again until someone re-invents the marketing buzzword "re-inventing"
At which point we'll be "disrupting" and then "game changing" and so it goes. The terminological treadmill
At which point we'll be "disrupting" and then "game changing" and so it goes. The terminological treadmill
When listening to meditation music you can never be sure if the name is poetic or literal.
Will Ackerman's "Sound of Wind Driven Rain" has come on... And it's just ruddy guitar! Not a water droplet in the entire soundscape. I feel cheated
Will Ackerman's "Sound of Wind Driven Rain" has come on... And it's just ruddy guitar! Not a water droplet in the entire soundscape. I feel cheated
May 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
When listening to meditation music you can never be sure if the name is poetic or literal.
Will Ackerman's "Sound of Wind Driven Rain" has come on... And it's just ruddy guitar! Not a water droplet in the entire soundscape. I feel cheated
Will Ackerman's "Sound of Wind Driven Rain" has come on... And it's just ruddy guitar! Not a water droplet in the entire soundscape. I feel cheated
It's a known stat that 0000, and 1111, and 1234 are the most popular pin codes for bank cards.
However James Comeys has recently become oddly popular
However James Comeys has recently become oddly popular
May 17, 2025 at 8:16 AM
It's a known stat that 0000, and 1111, and 1234 are the most popular pin codes for bank cards.
However James Comeys has recently become oddly popular
However James Comeys has recently become oddly popular
There are times in life that I remember bygone friends or teachers
Often just someone who momentarily sticks out like a light in the fog of my memory
All too often I find their passing, and regret not telling them of their strength and power to be positive in this world
So be silly, and be kind
Often just someone who momentarily sticks out like a light in the fog of my memory
All too often I find their passing, and regret not telling them of their strength and power to be positive in this world
So be silly, and be kind
May 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
There are times in life that I remember bygone friends or teachers
Often just someone who momentarily sticks out like a light in the fog of my memory
All too often I find their passing, and regret not telling them of their strength and power to be positive in this world
So be silly, and be kind
Often just someone who momentarily sticks out like a light in the fog of my memory
All too often I find their passing, and regret not telling them of their strength and power to be positive in this world
So be silly, and be kind
Being a parent really does change your perspective on so much:
- the miracle of life
- the responsibility of raising a flexible but morally upstanding character
- why would the denizens of adventure Bay give Dogs ATVs and expect them to save them from a variety of emergency services situations
- the miracle of life
- the responsibility of raising a flexible but morally upstanding character
- why would the denizens of adventure Bay give Dogs ATVs and expect them to save them from a variety of emergency services situations
May 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Being a parent really does change your perspective on so much:
- the miracle of life
- the responsibility of raising a flexible but morally upstanding character
- why would the denizens of adventure Bay give Dogs ATVs and expect them to save them from a variety of emergency services situations
- the miracle of life
- the responsibility of raising a flexible but morally upstanding character
- why would the denizens of adventure Bay give Dogs ATVs and expect them to save them from a variety of emergency services situations
Sunday feels like the closest thing you can get to Limbo is the real world
May 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Sunday feels like the closest thing you can get to Limbo is the real world
The English alphabet needs improving. It's annoying me too much of late.
Firstly!
Words like Choir; Chorus, all the soft "Ch" sounds will now be a goddamn "Q" as they sound.
"Q" also needs to stand on its own and stop relying on "U"
Needless to say it was qiet at qior last night... You heard me
Firstly!
Words like Choir; Chorus, all the soft "Ch" sounds will now be a goddamn "Q" as they sound.
"Q" also needs to stand on its own and stop relying on "U"
Needless to say it was qiet at qior last night... You heard me
May 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The English alphabet needs improving. It's annoying me too much of late.
Firstly!
Words like Choir; Chorus, all the soft "Ch" sounds will now be a goddamn "Q" as they sound.
"Q" also needs to stand on its own and stop relying on "U"
Needless to say it was qiet at qior last night... You heard me
Firstly!
Words like Choir; Chorus, all the soft "Ch" sounds will now be a goddamn "Q" as they sound.
"Q" also needs to stand on its own and stop relying on "U"
Needless to say it was qiet at qior last night... You heard me
My favourite part of acting classes are when the teacher talks about always expanding and learning and bringing personal depth to things
And I'm sat there, absolutely marinated in imposter syndrome, thinking I've the depth of teaspoon
And I'm sat there, absolutely marinated in imposter syndrome, thinking I've the depth of teaspoon
May 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My favourite part of acting classes are when the teacher talks about always expanding and learning and bringing personal depth to things
And I'm sat there, absolutely marinated in imposter syndrome, thinking I've the depth of teaspoon
And I'm sat there, absolutely marinated in imposter syndrome, thinking I've the depth of teaspoon
The Pope, much like the President of the USA, switches between Liberal and Conservative in terms of faith, per appointment.
Given the one before last was in the Hitler Youth, I'm morbidly excited to see how they top that!
Given the one before last was in the Hitler Youth, I'm morbidly excited to see how they top that!
May 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The Pope, much like the President of the USA, switches between Liberal and Conservative in terms of faith, per appointment.
Given the one before last was in the Hitler Youth, I'm morbidly excited to see how they top that!
Given the one before last was in the Hitler Youth, I'm morbidly excited to see how they top that!
I think the real lesson behind "The Greatest Showman" is that you can:
- emotionally neglect your family
- enter a pissing contest w/ your father in law
- abuse those with unusual genetic mutations for profit
And providing you're played by Huge Jackman pre-cheating scandal the world will love you
- emotionally neglect your family
- enter a pissing contest w/ your father in law
- abuse those with unusual genetic mutations for profit
And providing you're played by Huge Jackman pre-cheating scandal the world will love you
May 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I think the real lesson behind "The Greatest Showman" is that you can:
- emotionally neglect your family
- enter a pissing contest w/ your father in law
- abuse those with unusual genetic mutations for profit
And providing you're played by Huge Jackman pre-cheating scandal the world will love you
- emotionally neglect your family
- enter a pissing contest w/ your father in law
- abuse those with unusual genetic mutations for profit
And providing you're played by Huge Jackman pre-cheating scandal the world will love you
Trump is apparently convinced he will never win a Nobel Prize but deserves one.
I must agree, that level of delusional grandeur is award worthy
I must agree, that level of delusional grandeur is award worthy
April 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Trump is apparently convinced he will never win a Nobel Prize but deserves one.
I must agree, that level of delusional grandeur is award worthy
I must agree, that level of delusional grandeur is award worthy
Cooking Instructions: So you're gonna put this in the oven WITH the plastic on!
Me: That doesn't sound right?
C.I: ABSOLUTELY! Also half way through cooking you're gonna peel that heat weakened plastic off the now very hot food, but there's no pull tab, you'll have to use your fingers
Me: ..Prick
Me: That doesn't sound right?
C.I: ABSOLUTELY! Also half way through cooking you're gonna peel that heat weakened plastic off the now very hot food, but there's no pull tab, you'll have to use your fingers
Me: ..Prick
April 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Cooking Instructions: So you're gonna put this in the oven WITH the plastic on!
Me: That doesn't sound right?
C.I: ABSOLUTELY! Also half way through cooking you're gonna peel that heat weakened plastic off the now very hot food, but there's no pull tab, you'll have to use your fingers
Me: ..Prick
Me: That doesn't sound right?
C.I: ABSOLUTELY! Also half way through cooking you're gonna peel that heat weakened plastic off the now very hot food, but there's no pull tab, you'll have to use your fingers
Me: ..Prick
My wife: Tom Hardy is a poor man's John Stamos
Me:.....
Her: You know? The Punisher?!
Me: *now wheezing like an athsmatic* You mean John Berthnel? I think you mean Hardys a confused man's Stamos!
Me:.....
Her: You know? The Punisher?!
Me: *now wheezing like an athsmatic* You mean John Berthnel? I think you mean Hardys a confused man's Stamos!
April 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My wife: Tom Hardy is a poor man's John Stamos
Me:.....
Her: You know? The Punisher?!
Me: *now wheezing like an athsmatic* You mean John Berthnel? I think you mean Hardys a confused man's Stamos!
Me:.....
Her: You know? The Punisher?!
Me: *now wheezing like an athsmatic* You mean John Berthnel? I think you mean Hardys a confused man's Stamos!
Fitness influencers share either:
Vast amounts of prepped BUT unseasoned meals;
OR
weird shit like banana on rice cakes titled "best snack".
Frankly they're not making being healthy fun. They're making it look like a chore to all of us with our chocolate soaked churro looking arteries!
Vast amounts of prepped BUT unseasoned meals;
OR
weird shit like banana on rice cakes titled "best snack".
Frankly they're not making being healthy fun. They're making it look like a chore to all of us with our chocolate soaked churro looking arteries!
April 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Fitness influencers share either:
Vast amounts of prepped BUT unseasoned meals;
OR
weird shit like banana on rice cakes titled "best snack".
Frankly they're not making being healthy fun. They're making it look like a chore to all of us with our chocolate soaked churro looking arteries!
Vast amounts of prepped BUT unseasoned meals;
OR
weird shit like banana on rice cakes titled "best snack".
Frankly they're not making being healthy fun. They're making it look like a chore to all of us with our chocolate soaked churro looking arteries!
@samreich.bsky.social I'm sorry but Make Some Noise S3E19 that last dog should clearly be Officer Jack Bow-wow-er. DAMNIT ALBUS IT WAS RIGHT THERE!
April 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
@samreich.bsky.social I'm sorry but Make Some Noise S3E19 that last dog should clearly be Officer Jack Bow-wow-er. DAMNIT ALBUS IT WAS RIGHT THERE!
I'm going to launch a line of Millennial/Gen-Z friendly arcade machines.
Long are the days since animal cruelty via Wack-a-mole was appropriate. We've matured, developed and created fantastic smash toast recipes.
So I'd like to launch
"Guac-A-Molé"
Where you smash avocados onto pop up toast.
Long are the days since animal cruelty via Wack-a-mole was appropriate. We've matured, developed and created fantastic smash toast recipes.
So I'd like to launch
"Guac-A-Molé"
Where you smash avocados onto pop up toast.
April 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I'm going to launch a line of Millennial/Gen-Z friendly arcade machines.
Long are the days since animal cruelty via Wack-a-mole was appropriate. We've matured, developed and created fantastic smash toast recipes.
So I'd like to launch
"Guac-A-Molé"
Where you smash avocados onto pop up toast.
Long are the days since animal cruelty via Wack-a-mole was appropriate. We've matured, developed and created fantastic smash toast recipes.
So I'd like to launch
"Guac-A-Molé"
Where you smash avocados onto pop up toast.
The Pope has died on Easter Monday.
His detractors are now calling it "Even Better Monday".
Jesus has commented: "never really liked the guy"
His detractors are now calling it "Even Better Monday".
Jesus has commented: "never really liked the guy"
April 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
The Pope has died on Easter Monday.
His detractors are now calling it "Even Better Monday".
Jesus has commented: "never really liked the guy"
His detractors are now calling it "Even Better Monday".
Jesus has commented: "never really liked the guy"
"Hey are you gonna watch Black Mirror Season 7"
"Oh no thank you. I already have depression, I don't need mega ultra depression cos I don't trust humanity not to bring these episodes to fruition"
"I mean.. it's not THAT realisti-"
"THE ACTUAL PRIME MINISTER PUT HIS GENITALS IN A PIG! THAT'S EP1!"
"Oh no thank you. I already have depression, I don't need mega ultra depression cos I don't trust humanity not to bring these episodes to fruition"
"I mean.. it's not THAT realisti-"
"THE ACTUAL PRIME MINISTER PUT HIS GENITALS IN A PIG! THAT'S EP1!"
April 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"Hey are you gonna watch Black Mirror Season 7"
"Oh no thank you. I already have depression, I don't need mega ultra depression cos I don't trust humanity not to bring these episodes to fruition"
"I mean.. it's not THAT realisti-"
"THE ACTUAL PRIME MINISTER PUT HIS GENITALS IN A PIG! THAT'S EP1!"
"Oh no thank you. I already have depression, I don't need mega ultra depression cos I don't trust humanity not to bring these episodes to fruition"
"I mean.. it's not THAT realisti-"
"THE ACTUAL PRIME MINISTER PUT HIS GENITALS IN A PIG! THAT'S EP1!"
You're saying that on GoG I can vote to bring back classics like Jak & Daxter, or Jurassic Park Genesis?
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March 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
You're saying that on GoG I can vote to bring back classics like Jak & Daxter, or Jurassic Park Genesis?
I like my painkillers and CBD oil to put me in the same mental framework as family friends going to see Dracula... Out for the count
a close up of a cartoon character with glowing eyes and a skull on his shoulder .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with glowing eyes and a skull on his shoulder .
media.tenor.com
March 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I like my painkillers and CBD oil to put me in the same mental framework as family friends going to see Dracula... Out for the count
The fact that "dream" came to mean both the object of deepest desire, alongside the most boring/bizarre unconscious anecdote you can share, feels mean
March 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The fact that "dream" came to mean both the object of deepest desire, alongside the most boring/bizarre unconscious anecdote you can share, feels mean