I’ve begun a horrible habit of saying “Tyra Banks would hate that picture” any time I see a picture where the subject is posed like shit. No nostrils!! More neck!! Smize!!!

Any new social media that pops up feels like a version of the question of “what would’ve happened if hitler was killed as a baby”: it’s not bad yet but lord knows it will be evil if you give it enough time and interaction with the world

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