Hopefully without the armaments.

Great minds think alike. I just didn't get round to producing the evidence. Nice work.

I really think we should call them what they are: The Flacid Right. Weak, unprincipled and threatened by anything they don't like or understand.

I'm sure Farage will be feeling so much better now, with another trophy joining the Mafia of the Mediocre.

PTSD is coming for these poorly trained amateurs.

And it's a bitch.

Appeasing a would-be dictator? That always works out so well.

Rich coming from someone who won't recognise the truth when it bites him on the ass. Which it will.

How much can we charge Farage for the waste of police resources?

Long gone, but there's no legitimate use for this abuse of technology and surely a class action should be possible for invasion of privacy or some such. Any lawyers present...?

Don't know much about the Freemasons other than that there's a line in Our Friends In The North where they are described as "The Mafia of the Mediocre".

What's the simplest way to suspend elections?

Beware an old man (with a white beard and a sack full of presents) in a hurry.

You're a good man, who was put in a horrible position and is paying the price for the spineless lack of leadership at the BBC. It's symptomatic of a wider failure to value compassion and curiosity. Keep on keeping on, enjoy the Christmas break with your family and come back stronger in '26.

Oh right! James O'Bloody Brien! You'd love that, you London centric lefty woke gob on a stick! Drive your gold Rolls Royce out of Brentford round the M25, up the M1 then across to the M6, you might just learn there's other older bees out there!
Anyway, love to the family.
(Colin's Mancunian cousin.)

Can't have one without the other.