Back home from vacation and can feel the sadness kicking in that it’s back to reality
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Back home from vacation and can feel the sadness kicking in that it’s back to reality
Celebrating two years of marriage today 😊🤠💖
November 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Celebrating two years of marriage today 😊🤠💖
Jacuzzi in a hotel room is NOT what I’m used to lmao
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Jacuzzi in a hotel room is NOT what I’m used to lmao
Anyone else a clothing overpacker for trips? Gone for 7 days and I have 12 shirts, 7 pairs of shorts, 8 pairs of underwear, 6 pairs of socks and 3 pairs of pajama bottoms. 😅😬
October 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Anyone else a clothing overpacker for trips? Gone for 7 days and I have 12 shirts, 7 pairs of shorts, 8 pairs of underwear, 6 pairs of socks and 3 pairs of pajama bottoms. 😅😬
Just three days of work and I’m on vacation 😭 all I want to do is stay in bed
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Just three days of work and I’m on vacation 😭 all I want to do is stay in bed
Anybody that is in or goes to South Padre Island that has any recommendations? Visiting in a couple weeks 🤠
October 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Anybody that is in or goes to South Padre Island that has any recommendations? Visiting in a couple weeks 🤠
Uh oh I just got 20 likes on a photo in one day people are finding me 😶🌫️🤯
I like Animal Crossing and Nintendo games, cinema, tons of music (rnb, pop, indie, folk, kpop, Latin, ambient, alt rock, and MORE)… oh and cheese. And attention. If you wanna chat me up these are good talking points 🤠
I like Animal Crossing and Nintendo games, cinema, tons of music (rnb, pop, indie, folk, kpop, Latin, ambient, alt rock, and MORE)… oh and cheese. And attention. If you wanna chat me up these are good talking points 🤠
October 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Uh oh I just got 20 likes on a photo in one day people are finding me 😶🌫️🤯
I like Animal Crossing and Nintendo games, cinema, tons of music (rnb, pop, indie, folk, kpop, Latin, ambient, alt rock, and MORE)… oh and cheese. And attention. If you wanna chat me up these are good talking points 🤠
I like Animal Crossing and Nintendo games, cinema, tons of music (rnb, pop, indie, folk, kpop, Latin, ambient, alt rock, and MORE)… oh and cheese. And attention. If you wanna chat me up these are good talking points 🤠
I forgot my birthday was in a couple days until someone asked me what I was doing for it 🤦🏼♂️ I guess nothing 😂
October 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I forgot my birthday was in a couple days until someone asked me what I was doing for it 🤦🏼♂️ I guess nothing 😂
How many days into this month until I see someone fucking a pumpkin 😂
October 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
How many days into this month until I see someone fucking a pumpkin 😂
My day has been consumed on cataloguing all my things I’ve acquired in Animal Crossing and I’ve been at it for 5 hours 😿 at least it’ll all my info is stored on my phone but damn there goes my day off lmao
September 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My day has been consumed on cataloguing all my things I’ve acquired in Animal Crossing and I’ve been at it for 5 hours 😿 at least it’ll all my info is stored on my phone but damn there goes my day off lmao
Turns out me joking about what if I were poly? Well just had a NIGHTMARE that at a bear event I went from me and my husband getting to know other bears and wanting to fuck, to him full on blocking me, turning off his location and abandoning me at a hotel to become a porn star and fuck other bears.
September 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Turns out me joking about what if I were poly? Well just had a NIGHTMARE that at a bear event I went from me and my husband getting to know other bears and wanting to fuck, to him full on blocking me, turning off his location and abandoning me at a hotel to become a porn star and fuck other bears.
I really thought I stood a chance 😢
September 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I really thought I stood a chance 😢
Tomorrow morning I’m going to war for Ariana grande tickets. I have been waiting for this moment for 7 years. I must see her live no matter the cost. Klarna you are my only hope.
September 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Tomorrow morning I’m going to war for Ariana grande tickets. I have been waiting for this moment for 7 years. I must see her live no matter the cost. Klarna you are my only hope.
Sometimes I wish I had a third in my marriage lol. Not even just for the fun sex. Less money on rent, someone who could help with chores, an excuse to get a bigger bed. Is this how poly traps start? 😂
September 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Sometimes I wish I had a third in my marriage lol. Not even just for the fun sex. Less money on rent, someone who could help with chores, an excuse to get a bigger bed. Is this how poly traps start? 😂
Vulnerable selfie moment
August 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Vulnerable selfie moment
Work was exhausting and I’ve been incredibly horny for at least 6 hours and I’m still not able to quench it. Does working out make you hornier? Cuz today did feel like a workout.
August 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Work was exhausting and I’ve been incredibly horny for at least 6 hours and I’m still not able to quench it. Does working out make you hornier? Cuz today did feel like a workout.
Weird how age works where two years ago I WORKED with the flu and this year I’m out of a weeks worth of work for a cold lmao
August 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Weird how age works where two years ago I WORKED with the flu and this year I’m out of a weeks worth of work for a cold lmao
Does anyone on here still play Animal Crossing? 🫣
August 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Does anyone on here still play Animal Crossing? 🫣
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Very unsurprising lol. I’ll be a great daddy bear one day.
July 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Very unsurprising lol. I’ll be a great daddy bear one day.
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People were sweet about this so I thought I’d share
June 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
People were sweet about this so I thought I’d share
if you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
May 21, 2025 at 8:13 AM
if you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
Still rockin the stach
April 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Still rockin the stach
Seeing Charli XCX tomorrow 😎😛
April 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Seeing Charli XCX tomorrow 😎😛