Im sorry what did you say?!

Feels a little muppetlike .....

Pulls up Amazon about a horse ..... shit thats expensive, fuck ponies are more expensive .... texts @theonlygolden.bsky.social that I'll miss her ... then remembers My Little Pony!

I cam to say the 3rd on your to be watched list. So unloaded soul FTW

Have a safe trip

When I was in college my English professor had a box of pictures like that. He would randomly slip a picture on your desk and you were to write a story just from that picture. You had to do a backstory for each character and flesh out the before and after of the snapshot in your hand. #lovedIt

The only good thing to come out of this dismal FB season!

She doesnt top em with cherries. She said thats gross.

It is dumb early this year

Ack! That's a bad idea! Don't do that!

They got a movie coming out too

Time for my favorite game of fireworks or gun shots which is a lot of fun... until it isn't. #StaySafe

My momma says that you ain't southern

Re-download the app to see .... btw
.. look at NYE supper #PearSalad

Wait I still have snap chat?! .....