Jeff C.
@beastquake.bsky.social
Ancient Astronaut Theorist. Twitter X refugee
If the Ravens stayed with the original left hash and didn't take a three or four yard loss before the kick, that might have snuck through.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
If the Ravens stayed with the original left hash and didn't take a three or four yard loss before the kick, that might have snuck through.
Seahawks +440 to win the Super Bowl, which equates to about 21% and the bookie's cut. Rams close behind at +490, then a drop off after that. Not really any dominant team, all with flaws and most with little deep playoff experience, so that feels about right.
January 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Seahawks +440 to win the Super Bowl, which equates to about 21% and the bookie's cut. Rams close behind at +490, then a drop off after that. Not really any dominant team, all with flaws and most with little deep playoff experience, so that feels about right.
Thinking about having some Certain Dri prescription strength antiperspirant sent via Amazon to John Schneider at the VMAC.
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Thinking about having some Certain Dri prescription strength antiperspirant sent via Amazon to John Schneider at the VMAC.
Leftover New Year's Eve fireworks going off in the Seattle area right now 🎆
January 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Leftover New Year's Eve fireworks going off in the Seattle area right now 🎆
V formation. It wasn't pretty offensively, and Myers picked a good game for two misses, but that was really impressive by our defense considering how the 49ers had dominated offensively the prior two games.
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
V formation. It wasn't pretty offensively, and Myers picked a good game for two misses, but that was really impressive by our defense considering how the 49ers had dominated offensively the prior two games.
Would have loved seven, but getting points after a third and 17 run conversion any score felt like house money. Important to go up two possessions.
January 4, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Would have loved seven, but getting points after a third and 17 run conversion any score felt like house money. Important to go up two possessions.
Gotta do better than that on 3rd and 2. Keep letting SF keep it close 😕
January 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Gotta do better than that on 3rd and 2. Keep letting SF keep it close 😕
Woolen almost had to pick six there, but the Niners fail on 4th down.
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Woolen almost had to pick six there, but the Niners fail on 4th down.
Seahawks are giving away too many points with missed scoring opportunities. Could be up big right now. JSN thisclose to the tightrope TD, then Myers misses the field goal 😕
January 4, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Seahawks are giving away too many points with missed scoring opportunities. Could be up big right now. JSN thisclose to the tightrope TD, then Myers misses the field goal 😕
Waste of 5 yards there. Should have just let the quarter expire.
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Waste of 5 yards there. Should have just let the quarter expire.
You have got to be kidding me. What on earth was that goal line sequence? Walk in touchdown on the first down, Sam didn't throw it for some reason.
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
You have got to be kidding me. What on earth was that goal line sequence? Walk in touchdown on the first down, Sam didn't throw it for some reason.
I don't think FOTUS cares about the concept of "you break it, you bought it." People who criticize what Trump did here, completely unilateral, outside of the law, will hear from MAGA, "What, you wanted the dictator Maduro who ignored an election loss?" and point to Venezuelans celebrating this.
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 AM
I don't think FOTUS cares about the concept of "you break it, you bought it." People who criticize what Trump did here, completely unilateral, outside of the law, will hear from MAGA, "What, you wanted the dictator Maduro who ignored an election loss?" and point to Venezuelans celebrating this.
Raiders fans are really salivating over the number 1 pick for Mendoza after that Alabama beat down. Just one more to lose this weekend. Yeah, he has a lot of the Russell Wilson and Tim Tebow corniness, but if he can have a NFL career like Russ, the Silver and Black can stomach it.
January 2, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Raiders fans are really salivating over the number 1 pick for Mendoza after that Alabama beat down. Just one more to lose this weekend. Yeah, he has a lot of the Russell Wilson and Tim Tebow corniness, but if he can have a NFL career like Russ, the Silver and Black can stomach it.
Bears key drops late meant fewer chances once they got to goal to go. Now week 18 has big implications.
December 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Bears key drops late meant fewer chances once they got to goal to go. Now week 18 has big implications.
Josh Allen had time to set his feet. He could have just floated it too. Wide effing open. Choked.
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Josh Allen had time to set his feet. He could have just floated it too. Wide effing open. Choked.
Message to the Seahawks: Run. The. Ball.
December 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Message to the Seahawks: Run. The. Ball.
JSN gets horse collared and grabbed his face mask, but no flag 🤷
December 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
JSN gets horse collared and grabbed his face mask, but no flag 🤷
Oof. Willis about got concussed by an unexpected snap to the face. Packers looking awful out here tonight.
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Oof. Willis about got concussed by an unexpected snap to the face. Packers looking awful out here tonight.
Wordle 1,652 gave me the X/6. Too many possibilities after using 20 unique letters the first 4 guesses, though the yellow on guess two eliminated one. I was debating 2 words for my final guess, and chose incorrectly 😕. #wordle1652
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December 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Wordle 1,652 gave me the X/6. Too many possibilities after using 20 unique letters the first 4 guesses, though the yellow on guess two eliminated one. I was debating 2 words for my final guess, and chose incorrectly 😕. #wordle1652
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49ers offense is peaking at the right time. Don't need Bosa or Warner if you can score over 30 early in the 3rd quarter.
December 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
49ers offense is peaking at the right time. Don't need Bosa or Warner if you can score over 30 early in the 3rd quarter.
That was the perfect scenario to force a fumble on Henry. One Patriot gets the arm and ball with his helmet, and just a tick later the guy on the other side of him punches at the ball. That perfectly timed combo was probably gonna result in a fumble by about anyone.
December 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
That was the perfect scenario to force a fumble on Henry. One Patriot gets the arm and ball with his helmet, and just a tick later the guy on the other side of him punches at the ball. That perfectly timed combo was probably gonna result in a fumble by about anyone.
The OPI was a good call, but the Lions have another instance of feeling robbed by the zebras.
December 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The OPI was a good call, but the Lions have another instance of feeling robbed by the zebras.
The officials could have worded that a bit differently in Detroit. Like, "Because the game does not continue after an offensive penalty with no time remaining, there is no untimed down, and the touchdown will not count. The game is over."
December 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The officials could have worded that a bit differently in Detroit. Like, "Because the game does not continue after an offensive penalty with no time remaining, there is no untimed down, and the touchdown will not count. The game is over."
Can't be changing directions on a dime during a scramble drill. Can't blame that on Baker, that's on Evans.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Can't be changing directions on a dime during a scramble drill. Can't blame that on Baker, that's on Evans.
Fu$+ yeah! Seahawks ftw. Darnold exorcises the Rams demon. That was so close to being batted down at the line of scrimmage.
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Fu$+ yeah! Seahawks ftw. Darnold exorcises the Rams demon. That was so close to being batted down at the line of scrimmage.