Beast Stroganoff
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I’m not saying what I did was all right. Trying to make it out of the ghetto is a day-to-day fight.
For a reminder that blueberries have seeds, eat a blueberry.
July 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
For a reminder that blueberries have seeds, eat a blueberry.
To reduce the number of spotted lantern flies in your yard, scientists recommend bringing all your spotted lanterns inside.
July 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
To reduce the number of spotted lantern flies in your yard, scientists recommend bringing all your spotted lanterns inside.
Dogs yes. Cats no. Burros, maybe.
July 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Dogs yes. Cats no. Burros, maybe.
Buying groceries takes a lot of moolah.
April 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Buying groceries takes a lot of moolah.
It’s a remarkable coincidence that the two best known songs about Peanuts characters are “Hang on Snoopy” by the McCoys and “Hold on Lucy” by 38 Special.
December 30, 2024 at 10:38 PM
It’s a remarkable coincidence that the two best known songs about Peanuts characters are “Hang on Snoopy” by the McCoys and “Hold on Lucy” by 38 Special.
As if in a Christmas miracle, Pac Man appeared on my bagel plate.
December 7, 2024 at 3:53 PM
As if in a Christmas miracle, Pac Man appeared on my bagel plate.
There's no way a Republican Senate will confirm a secretary of defense with a major drinking problem. A Supreme Court justice, sure. But not a secretary of defense.
December 5, 2024 at 9:19 PM
There's no way a Republican Senate will confirm a secretary of defense with a major drinking problem. A Supreme Court justice, sure. But not a secretary of defense.