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🔞sweet thing🔞
@beatnik-buoyfriend.bsky.social
Schlubby, hairy, sweaty, awkward, touch-starved little queerdo. Born 1997. UK. Pansexual. Full of yearning when I should be full of cum 🫠
Treated myself to this patch, also want a t-shirt
January 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Never felt so seen by a card game
December 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Managed to channel my "hnnng I want to bite him" energy into actually finishing my lunch before the end of my lunch break, I am WINNING
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
(forgive the weird lighting and messy room) treated myself to some discount lingerie 😳
October 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
With the limitless possibilities of the dreaming brain, I could have had an extremely realistic dream about being spit-roasted this morning. Instead, I had an extremely realistic dream of awkwardly trying not to *think* too much about getting spit-roasted.
August 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Vastness of flesh (positive)
August 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I tried to get light from the window to take some dimly-lit nudes but the camera just wasn't having it. I noticed the crescent moon was distinctly orange but that, like my body, did not show up on the camera.
THEN:
August 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
A hand around each ankle, drag me around a room with foam flooring like I'm a big ragdoll, I think that would feel therapeutic. So I can just go limp and be handled between "roughly" & "reverently"
August 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Reposted by 🔞sweet thing🔞
You should be spoiling me.
August 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It's giving... Bellini
August 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Idk why I'm only motivated to take nudes in hotels lately. Inconvenient as I'm rarely in hotels! Had a gorgeous week in Malta 💖
May 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My bong is cute and so am I!!!! Aspiring towards a Sex Drugs & Rock'n'Roll lifestyle but the drugs are fairly vanilla, the sex is kinky but affectionate and the Rock'n'Roll is loud (but not loud enough to disturb the neighbours)
March 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Mood lighting

The mood is moderately horny.
March 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Crotchless black net bodysuit, I was going to link the store I bought it from but can't seem to find it! I bought a matching one for a lady friend far away who is much larger than I am, these suits rock because they're so stretchy they could fit almost anyone!
March 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
New lacy pants from Prowler look and feel cute, hopefully someone can wrestle them off me one day 😇
March 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Stayed in a hotel this weekend, thought this room service sign was apt
March 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM