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Yacine
@beautiful.nightmar.es
Software engineer working to encourage civic and organizational engagement through web-based tools, data analysis, and score-based insights to allow for more accurate targeting. Also a started way-too-late-in-life guitarist & soccer nerd.
I think it’s about being reactive vs being in a flow state, shooting from farther out is statistically less likely to go in but if the player is in control of the run-up and creating an opening, he’s more likely to get the shot he wants than in a crowded box where he has to make a snap judgment
December 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
He’s functionally as rich in reality as he is on paper. Classic rich person strategy to strong arm banks into giving leveraged loans with highly favorable interest rates. Wealth is “tied up” in stocks by design. Stocks keep increasing in value & don’t have to pay taxes if you don’t sell them.
December 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Mostly accurate but I think Maher is too much of an egomaniac to hate his audience. Or any audience. He’s too self-absorbed to pay attention to who listens, as long as he gets to have a microphone and camera on him he’ll be perfectly content
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We were able to substitute him for Dowman, who will be out for the next two months
December 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
But the clicks, won’t somebody please think of the clicks
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Jesus can also play on the left though so I could see Arteta using him there depending on how long Trossard is out
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Haaland in the rear view mirror like a T-1000 on a mission is quality work 😂
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It’s like evil Conan O’Brien
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
May I suggest adding one more quote to your excellent collection?
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Whereas the French would just call her « une de mes maîtresses »
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Commonly, ketamine is used as an anesthetic at higher doses for mammals in surgeries, but sub-anesthetic doses produce psychedelic and dissociative effects (Kraus et al., 2019).

Based on this description, I wouldn’t call it an upper either way
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Red (socialist, North London) but not red (Republican)
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
And just so I can be clear about this: my initial reaction was shock and my thoughts immediately went to “what a racist pos”. I can’t even remember ever seeing a person of color referee a premier league game, that must absolutely change. My hope is that we never let Marriner live it down.
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Re: seeing this joke differently, I can definitely understand and appreciate that. Many fans understood that reference, but jokes that require having historical context will not land with everyone. I think one way to fight racism is to endlessly mock racists for being thick clowns.
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This is something even Arsenal players lampooned. I remember this post by Jack Wilshere, for example.
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
@herrtolf.bsky.social’s joke is on Andre Marriner and the absurdity of the moment, not on anyone finding it funny when white people can’t tell black people apart. I’ve never found that funny and while I can’t speak for others here, I don’t think anyone is laughing at /that/.
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
There are multiple @dril.bsky.social tweets that come to mind, but it’s even funnier when you’re putting it in the newspaper yourself
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Oh my word, you’re so mad. This is very much part of Arsenal fan lore, it was such an absurd moment that all who saw the match remember. Just look at the amount of comments on this 10-year anniversary thread: www.reddit.com/r/PremierLea...

It’s ok not to know it! Just say “oh, ok” and move on!
From the PremierLeague community on Reddit: 10 years ago today: Andre Marriner sent off Kieran Gibbs for a handball committed by Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
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November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Definitely putting the ick in ick-kay
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
a cartoon of a man holding a microphone
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a microphone
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November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Hope springs eternal
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
But there was something set-play-ish about it, Rog
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM