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Failure to plan on your part doesn't necessitate an emergency on mine. / People can change anything they want to, & that means everything in the 🌎. J. Strummer 🐦 Feb 2009 www.becauseuarehere.com

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Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 4h

How can you tell you're still working for the government during your shutdown? Receiving a blank pay stub verification email.

Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 14h

Just find a judge that is willing.

Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 14h

All they need to do is find a willing Judge to swear her in. Johnson isn't the only one who can do it - look it up!

Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 2d

Timeline cleanse to get everyone ready for the week. Enjoy these two does and their fawns eating acorns on McCord AFB. #pnwlife

Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 3d

Seems he sports this look the most when he isn't wearing his glasses. I'm guessing his contact prescription is off, or he isn't wearing any, and so is overcompensating for lack of vision - literal and figuratively. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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nwMarco in Burien @nwmarco.bsky.social · 3d

Lolz. Truth! 😹

Photo of a happy looking blonde dog labeled "Portland" next to a scary monster labeled "Portland in the News"

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Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 3d

Pro tip: if the notes say don't, I say don't, and you don't have corresponding appts to go with what I told you NOT to do, don't do it. If I told you to call if you were still confused about not doing it, then call...don't just do it. That's what the office staff are there for, I promise.

a man in a blue plaid shirt says just don t just don t do that

ALT: a man in a blue plaid shirt says just don t just don t do that

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Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 3d

Unfortunately, I think they are hoping for that, so they can invoke martial law, this allowing for unfettered troop deployment into any city and the last peg in the hole of their plan.

Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 4d

Nobody dresses up for 730am Saturday bloodwork. #itkyk

Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 4d

Here's one from underwater. I was lucky enough to have this green turtle (Honu) swim under me in Maui.

Green sea turtle (Honu) swimming underwater in blue water

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Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 4d

I have yet to see one, so thanks for the education. So many Coopers and Sharp Shinned around my area.

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Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 4d

Let's hope they never have to go to an ER in Europe. They'll get treated. The horror!

Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 4d

Okay I'm gonna attempt to guess:
L to R
Red Shoulder Hawk
Red Tail Hawk
Cooper's Hawk
Turkey Vulture

Am I close?

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Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 4d

Gurrrllll. Let me show you my og vinyl!

Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 5d

When they can't afford to buy gas, there will be more need for bike lanes.

Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 5d

They all have d34d 👀

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Walter Olson @walterolson.bsky.social · 5d

"They hated immigrants more than they loved their own country's freedom" would make a hell of an epitaph.

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Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 6d

Fun fact: if you have white hair, your passport photo may lose the top of your head due to the crappy lighting. Enjoy!

Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 6d

👏🏼👐🏼

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 7d

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 6d

12 hours into this shutdown and I already have friends mentioning their health care meds and services pricing or ability to get services are impacted.

Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 6d

12 hours into this shutdown and I already have friends mentioning their health care meds and services pricing or ability to get services are impacted.

Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah, hubs got that email and groaned.

Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 7d

😭

Adrienne @adrienneleigh.bsky.social · 7d

Ars longa, vita brevis est.

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 7d

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 7d

A bus of Bronx middle schoolers pulled up to the Capitol this morning for a long-planned field trip just a few hours after the government shut down.

All Capitol tours were cancelled as the guides can’t work in shutdown.

So I escorted them in myself and gave them a personal tour. They were great!

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Magic Whitney Pet Pro @becauseuarehere.bsky.social · 7d

Exactly! 👇🏼

Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 7d

Ok. So. A lot of congress will say they “submitted a letter to forgo pay during shutdown.”

Congress is paid once a month so they have 30 days. Secondly, they want you to believe they are saying they will give up their pay. No. They just hold it until it reopens