😐 i didn’t mark my screen capture as mature, did Tumblr do this on their own? #avowed

I think I talk to much about my cat to my friends so now I’m going to here because I love her and I don’t think I talk about her enough.
I need to get more coffee but she is using my leg as a pillow. She isn’t a cuddling type of cat, this is very rare for her. I’m so in love 😭

I’m sorry I cry when someone takes their bad day out on me, I found it being much better than taking it out on other people.

Why am I getting therapy if all you fuckers keep reversing my progress.

I’m obsessed with my rooks haha 😅

So how are those egg prices looking?

Checks and Balances is the new thoughts and prayers.

Oh cool. So Elon could have my ssn. That wasn’t on my bingo card.

Instagram never updated me on my likes. I went back after 1 year of neglect to see one of my videos reached 24.6k LIKES?!

First post. Here’s a cat. Her name is Chirpy, she is 22 years old, and a vampire. #caturday