Ok, smokers. It is customary to STUB OUT the cigarette before you drop it down the smoking tower like you’re the Titanic lady with the Heart of the Ocean necklace.

I don’t know why Hollywood thinks I want to see T*m Cruise and Nicole K*dman so much, but it is wrong.

Y’all test me when you add “ ‘s ” to pluralize singular nouns. That’s possessive, y’all.

Y’all remember/realize that when you snap a pic with your phone and it’s all streaky and the lights are glaring, it’s time to clean the grease off your phone.

Y’all just don’t care that “me,” is the object pronoun, DO YOU?