oh, so I can't say piss but the pastor's daughter can do coke in the baptism changing room?

favoritism at its finest ladies and gentlemen

Forgot I had this app :] my bad

POV: you get cross-faded and fall asleep with a 6th drink in your hand, then wake up and keep drinking it because you have cotton mouth as Rupaul's drag race is on the TV and your friend is snoring next to you on the couch

give me 2 hours,a pre roll, and a sensory swing, and i can guarantee that will fix me for a while

Just beat my dad relentlessly in Mario kart. I don't care that he is 56, bro needs to lock in

Love Lies Bleeding is top-tier cinema

Nothing makes me clean faster than finding out my hot friend is stopping by while she's in town.

jesus christ i love lesbians ♡

you got me fucked up if you think imma share my bagel bitch