I hope it’s the last words he hears from his cellmate every night when it’s “cuddle time.”

there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions

His “Who knew?” is considered by his followers to be humility. Humility for Humiliation.

Trump will do something that he has never done before. He will admit his guilt, how he regrets the past, and then ask for forgiveness. He will act sincere, appear a broken man. Melania will stand behind him with one hand on his shoulder. The Right will praise him, cheer him, and make him king.

This is the standard R response. “I voted for something that I believed was wrong. Why didn’t someone else fix it?”

I automatically go for the Manson Family reference. Just another cult loser.

Never did the Invisible Man, although he came close to Phantom of the Opera in the opening of Mark of El Hombre Lobo.

Translation, Trump shut down the government to distract the public from Trump’s affiliation with Epstein.

Wake/Wazoo and One Size Fits All.

Watch out, if you’re digging deep into Trump’s ass. When you reach the blockade of heads, if you move one in the wrong order, the results will be quite irregular.

Better Than “The Bat!” Ah, those few golden years when The Bat was the acknowledged horror masterpiece, soon to fall into disregard as hokey.

I used to h get Captain Nice and Mr. Terrific confused when I was a kid.

There’s got to be a Swiss drag king called Billy Yodel.

I’d say you’re totally cut out (of my will, I’m leaving it all to my my gardener, Manuel laBor, but if anything untoward happens to him, you’ll be left my collection of 8mm films).