Old Kentucky Shark
@becktionary.bsky.social
I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer. (he/him)
The portrait for Little Mac in the arcade version of Punch-Out! looks like RFK Jr. with a dye job
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The portrait for Little Mac in the arcade version of Punch-Out! looks like RFK Jr. with a dye job
It took all of my willpower not to type "protect ya neck" in chat for fear of being banned.
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It took all of my willpower not to type "protect ya neck" in chat for fear of being banned.
🎶 Bye, bye, Taco Bell Baja Pie 🎶
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
🎶 Bye, bye, Taco Bell Baja Pie 🎶
October 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
*Artie, the strongest man in the world, voice*: Your flares are useless against me!
October 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
*Artie, the strongest man in the world, voice*: Your flares are useless against me!
Yeah that's about right
October 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Yeah that's about right
Skate added a dance inspired by Elaine's little kicks dance in their first season, something Fortnite hasn't managed to do in nearly a decade. Pack it up, Fortniteailures.
October 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Skate added a dance inspired by Elaine's little kicks dance in their first season, something Fortnite hasn't managed to do in nearly a decade. Pack it up, Fortniteailures.
You know for a long time I've complained about how every actual storefront/restaurant that closes in this neighborhood turns into a vape shop but honestly I'd prefer that over this.
September 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
You know for a long time I've complained about how every actual storefront/restaurant that closes in this neighborhood turns into a vape shop but honestly I'd prefer that over this.
Was curious just how many users are using 32-bit Windows and thought it might be in their surveys but they either 1) aren't reporting those numbers, 2) people running those aren't participating in the survey or 3) no one is running steam on 32-bit windows
September 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Was curious just how many users are using 32-bit Windows and thought it might be in their surveys but they either 1) aren't reporting those numbers, 2) people running those aren't participating in the survey or 3) no one is running steam on 32-bit windows
Every time Jay Leno shows up to give his thoughts on literally anything
September 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Every time Jay Leno shows up to give his thoughts on literally anything
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
I’ve never been more insulted in my life
September 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’ve never been more insulted in my life