Everyone's QTing multiple of these Cuban healthcare flameout posts and in every one of them he appears to believe that a space needs to come before a question mark. Our elites!

I just typed this almost word for word in a group chat. Thankfully at this point wasting an entire 24 isn't the worst outcome for the Spurs.

he needs those llamas and goats! (and to help DJG buy a car)

goo morning is how I greet my slime molds when I wake up

Kath making foof for Stevie Griffin

This is really gonna hurt my pitch for an Eddie remake, Dench on the Bench.

me refusing that low carb bullshit at Chipotle and getting a real burrito

all credit to Fox for the clutch buckets, but they don't win tonight without those crunch time Vanilla rebounds

"A Paler Shade of Kirk" is actually the name of @damonagnos.bsky.social's early progressive rock cover band who perform while wearing the jerseys of journeymen NFL QBs

I started at UT in fall of '07 so there were some good years, like the season they made the title game and Colt got hurt, but largely my experience of Texas football has been "they underperform but sometimes they beat a rival who's clearly better than them and it's funny."

was just about to reply to you with this one and say "the other ___ Years" song is my fav

in a few years when people hear the name Majorie Greene, they'll just think of the wife of Billy Crystal's beloved jazzman character

sometimes I drive home from work and I'm like "oh damn they're still doing that, huh?"

hooting and hollering for churchkhela chat