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Gene Parmesan
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🍔Food. 🎉Fun. 😧Fear. 🎬Film.
Y’know what? If I gotta do another possibe recession then bring back mashups. Girl Talk, The Hood Internet, A&B…I’m ready.
April 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Made for Love was so good. It truly makes me sad it’s rotting in a “vault” somewhere.
Cristin Milioti Shares Her "Heartbreak" Over Canceled Series
"I have a lot of heartbreak over that series," said 'The Penguin' star.
movieweb.com
April 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Just finished the first episode of The Studio & loved it. I can already tell the celebrity cameos are going to be non-stop like in Entourage (which this show obviously shares similar themes with).

Also, Seth Rogen forever. In stylish menswear. 🥰
The Studio — Official Trailer | Apple TV+
YouTube video by Apple TV
youtu.be
March 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Just accidentally referred to The Last Dinner Party as The Last Supper Club, which definitely feels like the start of my inevitable slide into mental decline…
March 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My version of the movie Hereditary was realizing I now have an auxiliary pill purse, just like the one my Aunt Margaret used to carry.
March 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The Garvey sisters laughing through tears while singing The Cranberries’ “When You’re Gone” had me 🥺

Please let there be a third season.
March 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Severence season two finale be like
March 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My 78 year old father just sent me this saying “Bread? AI?”

At least there’s a healthy skepticism, so at least we’re starting off on a solid foundation…
March 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Listen, I love and adore food but I never want to hear someone call it “sexy.” Just stop. You’re gonna shit that out later.
March 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Cinematically & technically, this series was incredibly well done/acted (each episode is a single shot). Thematically, it’s terrifying & illustrates the damage that red-pilled vipers online can inflict upon not just one young man, but an entire community. It’s bleak but ultimately important.
Netflix’s ‘Adolescence’ Review: An All-Time Technical Masterpiece
Netflix has a new series, Adolescence, that has debuted at #1 instantly, which is a touch surprising given its lack of promotion or big stars. But it's incredible.
www.forbes.com
March 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Honestly these are making a soft food diet (tooth extractions) extremely tolerable. Like I am borderline addicted.
March 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Sometimes my brain is normal then sometimes it’s like “I wonder how many people’s last words were, “Oh shit!”
March 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Me watching Severence…
March 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Midwesterners with critically low vitamin D levels once it hits 60 degrees…
Lysergic Bliss
YouTube video by Of Montreal - Topic
youtu.be
March 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Breeze vapes are packaged like they’re going in the fuckin Smithsonian.
March 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Dale and I, who watch nothing but scary movies, are SCREAMING IN HORROR at the latest episode of Southern Charm. 🫣😬
Shep explaining to these poor bartender men that a woman didn’t like him made my whole body curl.
March 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I get that this was a bit, but I would never have the strength of Georgina Chapman for this. Then again, she was married to Harvey Weinstein for like ten years….
Adrien Brody’s girlfriend Georgina Chapman reacts to his Halle Berry kiss at Oscars 2025
“Brutalist” star Adrien Brody not only took home his second best actor win at the 2025 Oscars — he also got a kiss from Halle Berry.
nypost.com
March 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I’m happy for Sean Baker but, they’re doing too much over Anora in my opinion. Maybe it’s because I still can’t get over how much Mikey Madison reminds me of Ezra Miller? I didn’t think it was a best picture, that’s for sure.
March 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Watching Love is Blind, wondering if my life will finally have some continuity if just start carrying around metallic gold wine glasses everywhere.
March 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Happy Friday I’ve watched this video of a little boy singing “Cigarette Daydreams” by Cage the Elephant on a cruise ship or something like 25 times and I’m tearing up because it’s so wholesome and cute and that song is so great. 😩
A natural #cagetheelephant #cigarettedaydreams #royalcaribbean #cruise #singing @Cage The Elephant @🌹🎱Jay🎱🌹
TikTok video by Madsbogs
www.tiktok.com
February 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My coworker’s allergies are going crazy today so she announced a moratorium on saying “God bless you” but it’s turning out to be more than my mild-mannered, Midwestern colleagues can take. At this point we’re taking shifts saying it.
February 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Checking out “The Pitt” & as soon as one of the nurses said “degloving” to describe someone’s injuries I said “NONONONONONO NO NOOO!”
before they could even show it.
February 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
You know I’m back on my bullshit when the water jug purse comes out
February 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My endodintist hypnotizes millennial patients by playing The Sandlot on the ceiling during their root canals. Unfortunately the part where they all try chaw & end up puking on the Tilt-A-Whirl perfectly aligned with her injecting novocaine into my gums….
February 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Happy Birthday to my ❤️ @eatyrgho.st - Let’s order food & watch scary movies & play video games & snuggle puppies forever.
February 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM