Thankful McBeardface
@beefandbeard.bsky.social
The real beer was inside you all along
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40-something white dude doing my best to not be like 40-something white dudes
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40-something white dude doing my best to not be like 40-something white dudes
“You are not your fucking khakis” was my AIM status for a very long time, to really show my age
January 27, 2026 at 2:37 AM
“You are not your fucking khakis” was my AIM status for a very long time, to really show my age
Kyle Buk-what now?
January 25, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Kyle Buk-what now?
This looks like almost exactly what I make when I start feeling sick and it absolutely does the job. I add a dash of chipotle or ancho pepper powder to help clear the sinuses
January 25, 2026 at 3:07 AM
This looks like almost exactly what I make when I start feeling sick and it absolutely does the job. I add a dash of chipotle or ancho pepper powder to help clear the sinuses
Wonder what they’d do if you called one of them a “fuckin bitch” during their “patrols”
January 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Wonder what they’d do if you called one of them a “fuckin bitch” during their “patrols”
Somebody at Giz is very proud of themselves for this one
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Somebody at Giz is very proud of themselves for this one
Scram real loud!
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Scram real loud!
I want to be in the room where the crab legs happen
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I want to be in the room where the crab legs happen
Who up looking for 3 sides for their meat?
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Who up looking for 3 sides for their meat?
What pants??? 😏
October 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
What pants??? 😏
TUNA! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
October 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
TUNA! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
Why do they even ask that guy anymore?
October 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Why do they even ask that guy anymore?
(3/2 - I lied) FWIW, I’m not scolding anybody for choosing how to react to this. Your journey is your own
September 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
(3/2 - I lied) FWIW, I’m not scolding anybody for choosing how to react to this. Your journey is your own
(2/2) I mourn for our country reaching the point where hatred and ‘self above all’ have become our defining traits. I mourn for every person impacted by gun violence today, and plead for something to be done about it. And FFS, that we stop caring more about being right than we do about others
September 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
(2/2) I mourn for our country reaching the point where hatred and ‘self above all’ have become our defining traits. I mourn for every person impacted by gun violence today, and plead for something to be done about it. And FFS, that we stop caring more about being right than we do about others
I’m going out on a limb here…crackers?
August 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’m going out on a limb here…crackers?
Not especially, but maybe?
fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face
Alt: fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face
media.tenor.com
August 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Not especially, but maybe?
Boy, do I have the place for you! (the internet)
August 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Boy, do I have the place for you! (the internet)