We got teledildonics before GTA6

A little dejectedly because the whale is already dead and the tulpamancy works better if the victim of carnage is alive

“Cheryl, get me the chainsaw, we’re having ambergris soup tonight”

I asked him how much they cost and he said “it’s illegal for you to ask me that”

With his body count there was at least one person exsanguinated to provide lube

Undefeated, inimitable, The Once and Future Slop. Reminds me of going to visit my grandparents and always going to Skyline as soon as we got off the plane

Capers on ropa vieja is beyond cursed

Dougal was the smart one after all

The guys who run Electric Intifada talk about this constantly btw, and you should listen to them because they're absolutely right. Literally just translating Israeli news will make you an anti-zionist if you don't have prior hangups about Israel lol. It is immediately clear what is up.

More support for my proposal that you should have to obtain a special license to be allowed to read Lolita

You couldn’t waterboard me into saying those words, holy shit

God willing he loses the primary and his trial in 2026 and rots in jail the rest of his life

Cuellar is clownishly corrupt scum who desperately needs a primary after Jessica Cisneros came within 300 votes of winning back in 2022