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Ravenous - (1999) - dir. Antonia Bird

I was gonna highlight how CAMP this movie is, but tbh it leverages cannibalism & homoeroticism to level biting critique re American colonialism/imperialism, consumption & addiction. Set aside assumptions about tasteless horror/comedies of its time and savor it.
Private Toffler (Jeremy Davies) distressed and wounded in his tent, claims that Colqhoun was having himself a taste test. The subtitles read [What?] [He was... he was licking me.] F.W. Colqhoun (Robert Carlyle) not long after, brandishing a knife already drenched in human blood at Toffler. With eyes expressing equal parts exasperation and predatory elation, he commands that Toffler "Run!" to provide him with some sport. Calqhoun and Capt. John Boyd (Guy Pearce) debate the finer points of insatiably devouring the flesh and vigor of their fellow man while an American flag dangles in the background. Who could say what that might represent. Boyd is bloodied and battered while Calqhoun is well-groomed and positioned himself as a military figure. In the final moments of the film, General Slauson, Boyd and presumably Calqhoun's superior, unwittingly helps himself to a generous ladle of human stew and finds it quite agrees with him. [Mmm.]
January 2, 2026 at 10:34 AM
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FBC Firebreak - (2025) - dev. Remedy

I love Remedy’s whole approach and this game is no exception. It’s a bit rough around the edges, being their first multiplayer affair, but their creative core is present + I like the monetization approach and care they put into balancing. Following w/ interest!
From the perspective of a Firebreaker: gripping an oversized wrench with gloved hands, exiting an elevator into a dark hallway with sticky notes scattered across part of the floor. Bold white text reading PAPER CHASE is centered across the majority of the screen, and a dialogue subtitle reads [THE PENCIL PUSHER: Let us clean the House!] Sticky notes stick to the screen as the Firebreaker wielding a bolt-action rifle looks out over a sprawling, multifloor office complex. More blank sticky notes clutter the floor and walls; clog the very air itself, fluttering around as they take over every surface. A fellow Firebreaker hoses a patch of stickies with a device hooked up to a water tank on his back. A still from an informative work safety video regarding the dangers of sticky notes. A puppet of Dave the Firebreaker is himself covered head-to-toe in sticky notes, with arms outstretched in agony. A subtitle reads [PUPPET DAVE: KILL ME] All three members of a Firebreak squad standing together confidently after a successful crisis resolution and extraction. They're surrounded by various stats on their performance. (I did well!!)
January 2, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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Currently repping 🍻
December 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM