guy named Giving today: You're welcome, you guys

i think the problem with trying do bits on here is that everyone replies too sincerely. If I say "I got into a car crash recently bc when I flicked my cig out the window, I smelled something weird and saw my nan fingering herself in the backseat" at least one guy would reply "omg is she ok??"

centrists mindblown when they realize the middle position of "killing" and "no killing" isn't "a little killing"

The rapture didn't get me but I still went outside without my clothes anyway

sorry twin, but today i will be digging in my butt

if a dril tweet pops off more on bsky than on X, does that mean it was good one or bad

thank god for dragon ball z budokai tenkaichi 4

gay MF DOOM be like: there's only one queer left, rappers cream all up in my rear like we're zest...

happy pride month to the gays + ludwig

water

the mfs that wrote the bible would've been insanely goated ao3 writers

planet tier list based on who'd I smashj

everytime we fart a little essence of us permeates into the atmosphere and I think that's beautiful

we're all just hotboxing the proverbial fart stew of the world

the only pizza topping tier list that matters and will ever matter from a certified Italian* (*not hereditary Italian, I watched the sopranos and dated a white girl before)

genderless milfs

so is it pronounced like "bee-sky", "bi-skee", or some other third thing unknownst to me but absolutely oozing with sex appeal ?

now htat i have a bsky I can dissociate myself from my tumultuous criminal past and start fresh where nobody knows me