BRIAN FUNNAGAN
@beefunn.bsky.social
DEMOCRATIC POLITICS, BICYCLING, THE GRAND PRIX CIRCUS
DON'T WORRY.
HE IS MAKING DECISIONS.
IN YOUR BEST INTEREST.
HE IS MAKING DECISIONS.
IN YOUR BEST INTEREST.
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
DON'T WORRY.
HE IS MAKING DECISIONS.
IN YOUR BEST INTEREST.
HE IS MAKING DECISIONS.
IN YOUR BEST INTEREST.
I'D GLADLY VOTE FOR SEN KELLY. BASED ON APPEARANCE.
HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A SENILE FAT FART AFTER A STROKE (THEY SAY STRIKE IN NEW ENGLAND),
HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A SENILE FAT FART AFTER A STROKE (THEY SAY STRIKE IN NEW ENGLAND),
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I'D GLADLY VOTE FOR SEN KELLY. BASED ON APPEARANCE.
HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A SENILE FAT FART AFTER A STROKE (THEY SAY STRIKE IN NEW ENGLAND),
HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A SENILE FAT FART AFTER A STROKE (THEY SAY STRIKE IN NEW ENGLAND),
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
TRUMP: I am outraged by the shooting of National Guard members in D.C. Someone reminded me that I granted him asylum, I was catsup outraged. I let him in? He did not look like a shooter. So, it is not my fault. It never is. Why do I have to lead a nation of dunderheads? It is so unfair.
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
TRUMP: I am outraged by the shooting of National Guard members in D.C. Someone reminded me that I granted him asylum, I was catsup outraged. I let him in? He did not look like a shooter. So, it is not my fault. It never is. Why do I have to lead a nation of dunderheads? It is so unfair.
I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
MY HEAD HURTS THINKING ABOUT POOR JEFFREY
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
MY HEAD HURTS THINKING ABOUT POOR JEFFREY
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
TRUMP: This is the happiest Thanksgiving of my life.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.
Our father had his Reichstag fire.
LBJ had his Bay of Tonkin. The DC attack has left me overwhelmed with joy.
Martial law is coming to your town, ready or not. Join me in giving thanks,
Because Christmas came early this year for TRUMP.