I feel like the g-man nickname only works with letters that end in the -ay sound. j-man and k-man both sound normal. m-man mashes the letters together. n-man sounds like a euphemism for a slur. x-man already exists. don’t even get me started on zed-man.

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what if instead of calling something viral we referred to it as 3d ugly bus vibes

it's 11:00 at night. I can’t sleep. suddenly, my brain has decided that "hoi xoi" is the chinese word for water. I am thirsty. my brain is suddenly flooded with cats. joanna sits in the corner. her work is done.

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