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Beelze
@beelzebats.bsky.social
28, Autistic, Clown Obsessed
Actually, Fenris makes more sense now that I think about it. They said freeing Loki would usher in Ragnarök, and in Norse myth it’s the freeing of Fenris that kicks everything off.
One piece theory: Lokis legendary DF will either give him the powers of Fenris or Jörmungandr, with my best bet on the latter.
Both are the children of Loki in Norse myth and are both deeply involved with Ragnarök #onepiece1170
December 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
One piece theory: Lokis legendary DF will either give him the powers of Fenris or Jörmungandr, with my best bet on the latter.
Both are the children of Loki in Norse myth and are both deeply involved with Ragnarök #onepiece1170
December 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The squirrel is called Ragnir because it’s a combination of the words Mjölner (Thors hammer) and Ratatoskr (the messenger squirrel that runs up and down Yggdrasil) #Onepiece1170
December 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Loki really can’t catch a break the guy has been under non-stop pressure since his birth #op1170
December 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
GOAT DOWN!!!!!!
December 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Swedish news:
>(CELEBRITY) is dead
>Trains delayed
>(FOOTBALL TEAM) lost
>12 year old kills their own parents and eats them alive because gangs
>(ANOTHER CELEBRITY) has won some shit
>(Oh wow this one is actual news?)
>Racist political party being too racist again
>(SPORTS NEWS)
>Repeat
December 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Is not teaching your kid any essential life skills considered emotional neglect of even a form of abusive parenting? Because in that case, boy howdy do I need some counselling.
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
>Has 9263792 different dramas going on simultaneously but is unable to talk about them without giving too much away and screwing with people.
>But good god almighty what the fuck is going on
> I have a mouth and I must scream
December 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Fucking hell, 2025 has got to have been the longest goddamn year in the history of mankind.
December 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Can someone explain to me why the Warframe devs are so horny?

WHY IS THERE A PREGNANT ROBOT? WHY DOES THAT FEMALE ROBOT HAVE A DICK? WHY IS THE TOES OUT. WHY ARE THEY IN BDSM LATEX SUITS. WHY IS HATSUNE MIKU THERE.
December 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
You should feel blessed if you've never had truly bad coffee. And I'm not talking about low quality joe you can find at a gasstation or smt because they usually never have the beans around for long enough that they go bad.
I mean legitimately SOUR smelling and tasting coffee. Bottom shelf stuff.
December 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I hope I get my passion for cosplay back at some point because I really wanna dress up as an Artillery Witch
December 22, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Day 6(or 7?) of being unmedicated since my last antidepressants were dogshit anyway:
a young boy is laying on the floor in a room
ALT: a young boy is laying on the floor in a room
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Almost every single person I’ve ever met agrees that I should receive -some- form of help and that it’s really unfortunate that I -haven’t- gotten any yet.
Every single person I’ve ever met also do not want to lift a finger to ACTUALLY help me though.
December 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
One twix and one slice of pizza is more than enough food for a day
December 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Best way to make sure your chronically suicidal girlfriend feels reeeeaaal good about herself this holiday season: call her a horribly selfish asshole for wanting the pain to end
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My New Years resolution is to publicly execute at least one TIDÖ politician a month until the cost of living goes down.
Then we just dig a mass grave and dump the rest in there.
December 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Unpopular opinions but parents who uses months instead of years to tell how old their kid is WHEN THEY ARE WELL OVER TWO YEARS OLD are just fucking weird little freaks.
“Tee hee my son is 42 months old” no he’s 3 and a half what the fuck is up with you
December 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Haven’t been this this annoyed with a One piece flashback since Dressrosa.
Fucking get it over with already????
December 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I hate living in a world where my friends are, one by one, telling me about how “Great and reliable” it is to use AI because “it tells you exactly what you want to hear” and don’t see how that’s a massive problem.
December 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I have no mouth and I must play. For all that is left is broken ribs and brass horns.
December 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If you sell yourself like a product, you should be treated like a product.
No this isn't about prostitution, its about celebrities.
Especially internet celebrities.
December 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I get so annoyed when people go "OLD = SCARY".
No that house isn't haunted, its 50 years old.
No that doll isn't creepy, its beloved.
No that song isn't demonic, its recorded on vinyl.
Stop being so afraid of sustainable consumption, you fucking toddler.
December 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Swedish politicians: hmm how do we improve the lives of the poor and downtrodden so they don’t feel so miserable and detracted from society due to financial problems?

Swedish politicians: I KNOW! let’s make sure they have EVEN LESS MONEY!
December 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Me: I’d like to not be a part of this “program” anymore because y’all have done nothing but waste my time without any HINT of progress.
Them: oh? Oh you wanna leave? Is that so? What if I call the cops on you? What if I throw you in the looney-bin forever??? You’re clearly insane. Die.
December 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM