beelz.
@beelzuhbub.bsky.social
22, she / they, viet / eng. minors dni. eggo waffles <3
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gonna try homophobia, see what all the hype's about [this is a joke- I'm a homosexual]
December 10, 2024 at 10:38 AM
gonna try homophobia, see what all the hype's about [this is a joke- I'm a homosexual]
despite what my friends say, i am NOT cooked. not for a man.
September 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM
despite what my friends say, i am NOT cooked. not for a man.
when one of ur best friend says “if you arent annoying me in every universe, then i know it aint mine” in response to a tt u sent him of pigeons annoying each other, u have no choice but to cry
September 28, 2024 at 12:09 AM
when one of ur best friend says “if you arent annoying me in every universe, then i know it aint mine” in response to a tt u sent him of pigeons annoying each other, u have no choice but to cry
moved back onto campus today im FREEEEEE
September 1, 2024 at 5:03 PM
moved back onto campus today im FREEEEEE
IM A DRUID is that fitting is that beelz coded
August 23, 2024 at 4:37 AM
IM A DRUID is that fitting is that beelz coded
i have tmr off, i WILL be burying myself alive so i can sleep undisturbed and uninterrupted
August 21, 2024 at 10:24 PM
i have tmr off, i WILL be burying myself alive so i can sleep undisturbed and uninterrupted
i think i ascended in my sleep last night, i just woke up and feel like i slept for three years
August 21, 2024 at 3:56 PM
i think i ascended in my sleep last night, i just woke up and feel like i slept for three years
i think it’s time i get off the internet for the day
August 21, 2024 at 3:39 AM
i think it’s time i get off the internet for the day
just made myself laugh bc i’ve been sipping my soda but like at a rlly slow pace so it’s been like 10mins of me sipping it and my brain supplied me with the thought “is this what cockwarming is”
August 21, 2024 at 3:39 AM
just made myself laugh bc i’ve been sipping my soda but like at a rlly slow pace so it’s been like 10mins of me sipping it and my brain supplied me with the thought “is this what cockwarming is”
me exhausted after my double shift today but today is also hair wash day so i cant lay down on my pillow yet or i will stain it blue bc my hair is still wet but im too sore and tired to blowdry it n im falling asleep sitting up waiting for it to airdry n im annoyed so i came on here to yap abt it
August 21, 2024 at 3:08 AM
me exhausted after my double shift today but today is also hair wash day so i cant lay down on my pillow yet or i will stain it blue bc my hair is still wet but im too sore and tired to blowdry it n im falling asleep sitting up waiting for it to airdry n im annoyed so i came on here to yap abt it
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office siren cc thread @katanas.bsky.social
August 21, 2024 at 2:30 AM
office siren cc thread @katanas.bsky.social
the only thing that will cure me are the loaded baked potatoes from tgif
August 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
the only thing that will cure me are the loaded baked potatoes from tgif
why is everyone around me getting someone they can platonically (probably) flirt with where’s mine tf
August 19, 2024 at 5:00 AM
why is everyone around me getting someone they can platonically (probably) flirt with where’s mine tf
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the next time i hear the word "demure" i sWEAR TO GOD
August 19, 2024 at 4:59 AM
the next time i hear the word "demure" i sWEAR TO GOD
i almost got the chance to leave this FUCK ASS company and this FUCK ASS store but the district manager and my store manager made a deal with me so im staying and i said yes bc i NEED MONEY. but FUCKKKK if they get on my nerves one more TIMEEEEEEE
August 19, 2024 at 4:55 AM
i almost got the chance to leave this FUCK ASS company and this FUCK ASS store but the district manager and my store manager made a deal with me so im staying and i said yes bc i NEED MONEY. but FUCKKKK if they get on my nerves one more TIMEEEEEEE
@mn3mosyne.bsky.social traumatized the entire vc
August 7, 2024 at 4:38 AM
@mn3mosyne.bsky.social traumatized the entire vc
WOAHHHH DICK ANF BALLS ARE OUT?!!!??!?!!!
August 7, 2024 at 4:35 AM
WOAHHHH DICK ANF BALLS ARE OUT?!!!??!?!!!
publicly shaming @localsupercell.bsky.social for saying in vc “the animatronics get a little quirky at night”
August 7, 2024 at 4:18 AM
publicly shaming @localsupercell.bsky.social for saying in vc “the animatronics get a little quirky at night”
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I do not. Grandpa can come get all of this. Thank you
i apologize for the person i become whenever hugh jackman is mentioned.
I'M Sorry GIF
ALT: I'M Sorry GIF
media.tenor.com
July 31, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I do not. Grandpa can come get all of this. Thank you
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Why are there people trying to make Deadpool straight all of a sudden. Yes he fucks Death but that man sloppily makes out with the spectrum any chance he gets
August 1, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Why are there people trying to make Deadpool straight all of a sudden. Yes he fucks Death but that man sloppily makes out with the spectrum any chance he gets
chat how many aura points did i gain when my friend replied with this to pics of my new hair
August 1, 2024 at 2:39 AM
chat how many aura points did i gain when my friend replied with this to pics of my new hair
u guys think i could eat just mashed potatoes for a month and survive
July 31, 2024 at 5:29 AM
u guys think i could eat just mashed potatoes for a month and survive
cant lie rn, i been feelin myself with the new hair and im def taking advantage of that until i have a massive low where i hate myself and want to peel out my skin and change it like a costume
July 31, 2024 at 5:28 AM
cant lie rn, i been feelin myself with the new hair and im def taking advantage of that until i have a massive low where i hate myself and want to peel out my skin and change it like a costume
update: mom just stared at me in shock then resignation 😁😁😁
sweats nervously
i have my hair appt on monday do u guys think i’ll come home to my bags packed or will i be given mercy and instead moved to the basement
i have my hair appt on monday do u guys think i’ll come home to my bags packed or will i be given mercy and instead moved to the basement
July 29, 2024 at 11:43 PM
update: mom just stared at me in shock then resignation 😁😁😁