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If anyone needs a burst of happiness in these times might I suggest recovering from the stomach flu.... It's life changing really.
July 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
If anyone needs a burst of happiness in these times might I suggest recovering from the stomach flu.... It's life changing really.
I've graduated from my parents method of hiding when a sales person comes to the door to lying to them that I rent the home I have owned for ten years 👍
May 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I've graduated from my parents method of hiding when a sales person comes to the door to lying to them that I rent the home I have owned for ten years 👍
I just saw a librarian say shit! Wild stuff.
April 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I just saw a librarian say shit! Wild stuff.
One of those "pump yourself up with "3 is a magic number" in the library parking lot before studying for 3 hours" kinda days. 👍🫠👍
April 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
One of those "pump yourself up with "3 is a magic number" in the library parking lot before studying for 3 hours" kinda days. 👍🫠👍
Excited to be done with class and in the garden, but I'm gonna miss being taught A&P by someone who sounds like Harry Dunne from Dumb and Dumber. If I could make sure all my professors sounded like people from movies and shows I think I wouldn't have to study so hard. What's that method called?
April 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Excited to be done with class and in the garden, but I'm gonna miss being taught A&P by someone who sounds like Harry Dunne from Dumb and Dumber. If I could make sure all my professors sounded like people from movies and shows I think I wouldn't have to study so hard. What's that method called?
Do I like a mirror across the room from me when I poop? No. Does it ground me and remind me that I'm just a transport bag of meat dropping off some discarded material? Yes.
April 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Do I like a mirror across the room from me when I poop? No. Does it ground me and remind me that I'm just a transport bag of meat dropping off some discarded material? Yes.
I'm all about education for everyone, but if one of you mofos tell my daughters they are called "macarons" instead of "candy hamburgers" ....ya done
April 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I'm all about education for everyone, but if one of you mofos tell my daughters they are called "macarons" instead of "candy hamburgers" ....ya done
Disappointed I had to go to the Christian cafe to study today but the way too loud music is an acoustic "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground right now and if there is a god they gave that to me.
March 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Disappointed I had to go to the Christian cafe to study today but the way too loud music is an acoustic "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground right now and if there is a god they gave that to me.
I was going to check the news but my husband put on an episode of Superjail and I'm pretty sure I'll be equally informed so I'm choosing the more visually stimulating option.
March 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I was going to check the news but my husband put on an episode of Superjail and I'm pretty sure I'll be equally informed so I'm choosing the more visually stimulating option.
On that note, if you are looking for a fun date night, go somewhere where you can watch old episodes of Unsolved Mysteries at the bar with no sound, and work together to make up the story of what's going on 👍👍👍
March 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
On that note, if you are looking for a fun date night, go somewhere where you can watch old episodes of Unsolved Mysteries at the bar with no sound, and work together to make up the story of what's going on 👍👍👍
It's nice to know that if I ever forget the impact a parent has on their child, I can go to a restaurant that's playing old episodes of Unsolved Mysteries and channel the fear I felt as a child when my step father watched that show and I was like......what ......they are still out there?!
March 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It's nice to know that if I ever forget the impact a parent has on their child, I can go to a restaurant that's playing old episodes of Unsolved Mysteries and channel the fear I felt as a child when my step father watched that show and I was like......what ......they are still out there?!
It's not the millions of books, private study rooms, warm, dry safe haven in any weather. It's not the exposure to all lifestyles in all forms of media, or the quiet peacefulness to gather my thoughts. It's not the soft spoken kids librarians.............it's the classical music while I drop a duke.
March 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It's not the millions of books, private study rooms, warm, dry safe haven in any weather. It's not the exposure to all lifestyles in all forms of media, or the quiet peacefulness to gather my thoughts. It's not the soft spoken kids librarians.............it's the classical music while I drop a duke.
I hope a trend starts where we take a picture of the defunded group we donate our "dividend" checks to. I'm personally going with the "in utero sex change, dolly parton banned books for kids , abortion coupon" club.
February 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I hope a trend starts where we take a picture of the defunded group we donate our "dividend" checks to. I'm personally going with the "in utero sex change, dolly parton banned books for kids , abortion coupon" club.
I just think if we all agreed to use Arial instead of Times New Roman there would be no harshing of our daily buzz.
February 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I just think if we all agreed to use Arial instead of Times New Roman there would be no harshing of our daily buzz.
I'm at the stage of parenting where the kid cries because you shut the door to poop, and then they cry more when you let them in cause your poop stinks.
February 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I'm at the stage of parenting where the kid cries because you shut the door to poop, and then they cry more when you let them in cause your poop stinks.
This has been like a drawn out beginning of a porn film. Can they just suck each other off already so I can finish, exit out of this window and get back to work.
February 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This has been like a drawn out beginning of a porn film. Can they just suck each other off already so I can finish, exit out of this window and get back to work.
My oldest tells year-long stories that change subjects many times. My youngest has started to just scream when they get too long and I have to say it's nice to have someone do that for me.
February 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My oldest tells year-long stories that change subjects many times. My youngest has started to just scream when they get too long and I have to say it's nice to have someone do that for me.
The last straw in my daily fight to resist existential dread is always the most minor thing. Yes, more awful things are happening in this uncontrolled burning of civilization, but If these Best Buy ads keep blocking my view of this "city killer" astroid article my phone is going in the road.
February 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The last straw in my daily fight to resist existential dread is always the most minor thing. Yes, more awful things are happening in this uncontrolled burning of civilization, but If these Best Buy ads keep blocking my view of this "city killer" astroid article my phone is going in the road.
By the power of this chonky boi, and the depth of the scratches on my arms, there will be 6 more weeks of winter.
February 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
By the power of this chonky boi, and the depth of the scratches on my arms, there will be 6 more weeks of winter.
I think the issue here is we all haven't watched "Kung Fu Hustle" recently enough.
February 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I think the issue here is we all haven't watched "Kung Fu Hustle" recently enough.
Child said they love me as many hearts as there are memory stones (in the cemetery we were passing at the time)...so that's cool 👍 cause that's a lot of fucking hearts man.
February 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Child said they love me as many hearts as there are memory stones (in the cemetery we were passing at the time)...so that's cool 👍 cause that's a lot of fucking hearts man.
I'm coming back to Ohio and the temps are higher which means I did in fact "bring the warm weather back with me." So I can take payments via PayPal or venmo, whichever is best for you.
January 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm coming back to Ohio and the temps are higher which means I did in fact "bring the warm weather back with me." So I can take payments via PayPal or venmo, whichever is best for you.
I just want to say I'm so proud of the orchestra that got to play the intro to the movie Wicked and I just ...hope you have the BEST life you lucky bunghole mother fo fos
January 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I just want to say I'm so proud of the orchestra that got to play the intro to the movie Wicked and I just ...hope you have the BEST life you lucky bunghole mother fo fos
The quote "reality is what you make it" combined with my permanent guilt complex has fucked me up for a long time now. *Picks up phone* Fred....cancel all further therapy appointments.
January 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The quote "reality is what you make it" combined with my permanent guilt complex has fucked me up for a long time now. *Picks up phone* Fred....cancel all further therapy appointments.