Beer Barm
@beerbarm.bsky.social
Beer. Occasional snark. Breaks rules. I hate myself slightly less than your mutt.
Sire, e'ry churn of the golden glow forces faces upon the screen to behold the assassins of rodents and feathers.
December 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Sire, e'ry churn of the golden glow forces faces upon the screen to behold the assassins of rodents and feathers.
So, chicks make shit music unless it involves a breakup? Noted.
December 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
So, chicks make shit music unless it involves a breakup? Noted.
Including this post
December 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Including this post
When you have great passages like the rape scene in IT? Or get to read the Excerpt to Romeo and Juliet only to later watch the film which is child pornography because of Olivia's topless scene?
I can write extreme lines too NYT
I can write extreme lines too NYT
December 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
When you have great passages like the rape scene in IT? Or get to read the Excerpt to Romeo and Juliet only to later watch the film which is child pornography because of Olivia's topless scene?
I can write extreme lines too NYT
I can write extreme lines too NYT
🎵and he don't work for nobody but mew 🎵
December 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
🎵and he don't work for nobody but mew 🎵
Sasha Grey already has horror acting chops alongside Colmbs. Think of the guest star potential. I'm dreaming this fanfiction now.
December 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Sasha Grey already has horror acting chops alongside Colmbs. Think of the guest star potential. I'm dreaming this fanfiction now.
Slappy Days: A non porn nostalgia show about porn before the internet. I propose finding a suitable Fonz character.
It'd be better than the 90's show flop.
It'd be better than the 90's show flop.
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Slappy Days: A non porn nostalgia show about porn before the internet. I propose finding a suitable Fonz character.
It'd be better than the 90's show flop.
It'd be better than the 90's show flop.
Forestporn is a lost art, sadly. Perv-Verse sounded better in my head and I can't stylize well.
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Forestporn is a lost art, sadly. Perv-Verse sounded better in my head and I can't stylize well.
Have seen more alien and demon toons in my Taiwan-based Gacha than black characters too.
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Have seen more alien and demon toons in my Taiwan-based Gacha than black characters too.
Leisure Suit Larry & sequels started the perverse.
December 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Leisure Suit Larry & sequels started the perverse.
Dax. Vulcans don't win bar fights, and lack of redundant organs to fall back on.
December 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Dax. Vulcans don't win bar fights, and lack of redundant organs to fall back on.
How else are we to give "speculation" journalists a sense of accomplishment?
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
How else are we to give "speculation" journalists a sense of accomplishment?