Brooke
@beerookiee.bsky.social
pug fanatic
diet coke’s #1 fan
hmj flop & bachel stan
diet coke’s #1 fan
hmj flop & bachel stan
Me when the student asks me if I’m sure about something….sweetie….I didn’t graduate at the top of my class for NOTHING‼️
a woman is standing in front of a brick wall and holding a rope .
Alt: Wendy Williams smiling but also judging you
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November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Me when the student asks me if I’m sure about something….sweetie….I didn’t graduate at the top of my class for NOTHING‼️
Community migraine 🤕
a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a zebra print dress and says i can 't .
Alt: Wendy Williams crying and saying “I can’t”
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November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Community migraine 🤕
Hey chat,
didyoufigureouttheproblemwiththecircuitbreaker ?
didyoufigureouttheproblemwiththecircuitbreaker ?
October 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Hey chat,
didyoufigureouttheproblemwiththecircuitbreaker ?
didyoufigureouttheproblemwiththecircuitbreaker ?
Not my Costco post escaping HMJ BlueSky and people telling me how bad Diet Coke is for you 😭😂 y’all my pancreas stopped functioning as a child, we’re all full of microplastics, I work with radiation. “Diet Coke is the worst thing you can put in your body” mama 1.LOL and 2. respectfully IDGAF 👹👹👹🫶🫶🫶
September 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Not my Costco post escaping HMJ BlueSky and people telling me how bad Diet Coke is for you 😭😂 y’all my pancreas stopped functioning as a child, we’re all full of microplastics, I work with radiation. “Diet Coke is the worst thing you can put in your body” mama 1.LOL and 2. respectfully IDGAF 👹👹👹🫶🫶🫶
PEOPLE PLEASING? So I’m a LIAR??!!!
(People pleasing is lying!!!)
(People pleasing is lying!!!)
September 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
PEOPLE PLEASING? So I’m a LIAR??!!!
(People pleasing is lying!!!)
(People pleasing is lying!!!)
Diva, what do you see? 👁️👁️
September 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Diva, what do you see? 👁️👁️
Watching the Silent Hill VOD ➡️ forcing my boyfriend to watch me attempt to gallop backwards and go “ahu ahu ahu”
August 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Watching the Silent Hill VOD ➡️ forcing my boyfriend to watch me attempt to gallop backwards and go “ahu ahu ahu”
Reunited 🩷 (got home from work)
July 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Reunited 🩷 (got home from work)
Dear Chat,
The squirrels have unintentionally (maybe not?) planted sunflower seeds from the birdseed and now we have SUNFLOWERS!!! Everyone say thank you squirrels 🐿️ 🫶🙂↕️
The squirrels have unintentionally (maybe not?) planted sunflower seeds from the birdseed and now we have SUNFLOWERS!!! Everyone say thank you squirrels 🐿️ 🫶🙂↕️
July 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Dear Chat,
The squirrels have unintentionally (maybe not?) planted sunflower seeds from the birdseed and now we have SUNFLOWERS!!! Everyone say thank you squirrels 🐿️ 🫶🙂↕️
The squirrels have unintentionally (maybe not?) planted sunflower seeds from the birdseed and now we have SUNFLOWERS!!! Everyone say thank you squirrels 🐿️ 🫶🙂↕️
Heartbroken and spiraling after learning the snack wraps did NOT come back in the honey mustard flavor!!!!
a man is crying with a tear running down his face .
Alt: a man is crying with a tear running down his face
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July 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Heartbroken and spiraling after learning the snack wraps did NOT come back in the honey mustard flavor!!!!
Not one but TWO Hilary Duff songs on shuffle this morning? Great sign for July 🔮
Blchota Hillary GIF
Alt: Hilary Duff laughing and texting LOL into a flip phone
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July 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Not one but TWO Hilary Duff songs on shuffle this morning? Great sign for July 🔮
HMJ community bug infestation has reached our home, but instead of ants it’s FLIES
a woman in a blue shirt says get out .
Alt: Wendy Williams distraught and saying “get out”
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June 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
HMJ community bug infestation has reached our home, but instead of ants it’s FLIES
Feel the heat! WoooOOAAAHhhhh! Owwww! (Why did the Sega Bass Fishing soundtrack go so hard? One of life’s greatest mysteries)
June 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Feel the heat! WoooOOAAAHhhhh! Owwww! (Why did the Sega Bass Fishing soundtrack go so hard? One of life’s greatest mysteries)
This time a year ago my little baby diva was about to be dropped off at the animal shelter 💔 I have no clue what her previous life was like but it makes me want to cry thinking how scared she must have been, even though now she’s home forever because of it 🩷💜🐈⬛
June 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This time a year ago my little baby diva was about to be dropped off at the animal shelter 💔 I have no clue what her previous life was like but it makes me want to cry thinking how scared she must have been, even though now she’s home forever because of it 🩷💜🐈⬛
Not chat spelling my name! (Minus the e) (I’m famous)
June 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Not chat spelling my name! (Minus the e) (I’m famous)
Me 10 years ago | me last month
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May 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Me 10 years ago | me last month
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Me bc the procedure I did NOT want to do at work today cancelled and didn’t reschedule
May 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Me bc the procedure I did NOT want to do at work today cancelled and didn’t reschedule
We’re pretty sure our cat genuinely thinks I’m her mom, so happy first Mother’s Day to me I guess 😸
May 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
We’re pretty sure our cat genuinely thinks I’m her mom, so happy first Mother’s Day to me I guess 😸
Sitting at work, missing my cat (she threatens my life daily)
April 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sitting at work, missing my cat (she threatens my life daily)
GIF of who you wanted to be as a kid
(Still wanna be her)
(Still wanna be her)
April 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
GIF of who you wanted to be as a kid
(Still wanna be her)
(Still wanna be her)
Happy 323 day everyone 🫶🏻🔼⛲
March 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Okay the first few evenings of being home alone was fun, but now I’m convinced The Killer is in our basement
a cartoon drawing of a vehicle with wheels and a yellow sticker on it
Alt: the hash slinging slasher from SpongeBob getting off a bus and standing outside menacingly holding his spatula
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March 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Okay the first few evenings of being home alone was fun, but now I’m convinced The Killer is in our basement