@beershotbeer.bsky.social
Hey there, hope you're doing fine. I enjoy Rock, Hip hop, and Jazz. I like cooking, watching anime, beer and cocktails, rock climbing, swimming, running, and skiing. I believe Jesus was a liberal so I try to be one too. Bottoms up.
I enjoy Quentin Tarantino films, but fuck Quentin Tarantino the person. I don't know where he gets off saying Paul Dano is weak sauce. I don't agree with that at all. Paul Dano is the man. Quentin, on the other hand, is such a dork, he makes Elon Musk look like James Dean.
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I enjoy Quentin Tarantino films, but fuck Quentin Tarantino the person. I don't know where he gets off saying Paul Dano is weak sauce. I don't agree with that at all. Paul Dano is the man. Quentin, on the other hand, is such a dork, he makes Elon Musk look like James Dean.
Happy turkey day. Let's gain weight fuck it.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Happy turkey day. Let's gain weight fuck it.
Oh what a night! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Oh what a night! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
Niko, breaker of worlds.
June 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Niko, breaker of worlds.
Jon Stewart/Zohran Mamdani 2028! Which ticket would make you jizz in your pants?
June 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Jon Stewart/Zohran Mamdani 2028! Which ticket would make you jizz in your pants?
Remember the last time we started a war with a country we thought had WMDs? Yeah how'd that work out?
June 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Remember the last time we started a war with a country we thought had WMDs? Yeah how'd that work out?
If i were a guardsmen or marine, and deployed to L.A., I'd join the protesters. Nobody signed up for that shit.
June 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
If i were a guardsmen or marine, and deployed to L.A., I'd join the protesters. Nobody signed up for that shit.
They can take my porn from my cold, well moisturized hands.
May 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
They can take my porn from my cold, well moisturized hands.
They'll take my 37 dolls from my cold dead hands.
May 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
They'll take my 37 dolls from my cold dead hands.
When they forget your sauce go back and get that shit. Fuck dat! You deserve better.
April 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
When they forget your sauce go back and get that shit. Fuck dat! You deserve better.
I think Claudia Sheinbaum should pass a law renaming our continent to North Mexico.
April 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I think Claudia Sheinbaum should pass a law renaming our continent to North Mexico.
So if you find yourself in Albuquerque, NM, check of Tinkertown. So weird. Good time.
April 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
So if you find yourself in Albuquerque, NM, check of Tinkertown. So weird. Good time.
Hope everyone can do something nice for themselves in these idiotic times. Mental health is important.
April 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hope everyone can do something nice for themselves in these idiotic times. Mental health is important.
Pervert Hoover is the best nickname for you know who.
April 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Pervert Hoover is the best nickname for you know who.
Bill Clinton election win rate - 100%
Barack Obama - 100%
Joe Biden - 100%
Donald Trump - 66.6%
666! Not a coincidence!
Barack Obama - 100%
Joe Biden - 100%
Donald Trump - 66.6%
666! Not a coincidence!
March 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Bill Clinton election win rate - 100%
Barack Obama - 100%
Joe Biden - 100%
Donald Trump - 66.6%
666! Not a coincidence!
Barack Obama - 100%
Joe Biden - 100%
Donald Trump - 66.6%
666! Not a coincidence!
Stephen Colbert's monolog tonight was epic!
March 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Stephen Colbert's monolog tonight was epic!
Every time I open Bluesky, I get Pink Floyd's Goodbye Blue Sky stuck in my head. Thank you.
March 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Every time I open Bluesky, I get Pink Floyd's Goodbye Blue Sky stuck in my head. Thank you.
The White Lotus be gettin crazay
March 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The White Lotus be gettin crazay
I want to go to a townhall this year.
March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I want to go to a townhall this year.
Ok I think this is right. 5am to 12pm is Morning. 12pm to 1pm is Noon. 1pm to 6pm is Afternoon. 6pm to 10pm is Evening. And 10pm to 5am is Night.
March 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Ok I think this is right. 5am to 12pm is Morning. 12pm to 1pm is Noon. 1pm to 6pm is Afternoon. 6pm to 10pm is Evening. And 10pm to 5am is Night.
I excited to see the Blood Worm Moon and the Lunar eclipse tonight.
March 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I excited to see the Blood Worm Moon and the Lunar eclipse tonight.
No cavities whut whut!
March 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
No cavities whut whut!
The trump slump continues. He's making stocks affordable again. Wish he could do that with eggs.
March 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The trump slump continues. He's making stocks affordable again. Wish he could do that with eggs.
April, May, and June is my favorite 3 month block. Spring is my favorite time of year. You can ski and shoot hoops in the same weekend.
March 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
April, May, and June is my favorite 3 month block. Spring is my favorite time of year. You can ski and shoot hoops in the same weekend.