beertree.bsky.social
@beertree.bsky.social
I need to meet a wealthy woman so this can be my job.
August 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I need to meet a wealthy woman so this can be my job.
Cried herself to sleep after learning Duran was traded.
July 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Cried herself to sleep after learning Duran was traded.
My coworker isn't big on productivity today.
July 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My coworker isn't big on productivity today.
This is my second job. It's considerably better than the one that pays me money.
July 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This is my second job. It's considerably better than the one that pays me money.
The only thing that could make this game better is if it was on TNT.
June 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The only thing that could make this game better is if it was on TNT.
Me walking into a grocery store on sample day: they call me the human sampillomavirus!
March 8, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Me walking into a grocery store on sample day: they call me the human sampillomavirus!
You come to me on, this, the most international of women's days.
March 8, 2024 at 3:17 PM
You come to me on, this, the most international of women's days.
The thing about Oatmeal Raisin cookies is that you can't make them with grapes. It just doesn't work.
February 20, 2024 at 4:08 PM
The thing about Oatmeal Raisin cookies is that you can't make them with grapes. It just doesn't work.
Babe, come here, I need you to take pictures of all the disgusting things on my body so I can ask the hospital's AI bot about them.
February 15, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Babe, come here, I need you to take pictures of all the disgusting things on my body so I can ask the hospital's AI bot about them.
I wasn't feeling super hungry at lunch so I compromised and ate my soup at room temp.
February 7, 2024 at 6:24 PM
I wasn't feeling super hungry at lunch so I compromised and ate my soup at room temp.