Not everyone should be allowed to brew beer. I’ve been in brewing for years and some beers are a crime against humanity

If it was a proper keg they’d be f*cked. You need a specific tool to remove the spear. Without the tool, the pressure in the keg will literally shoot the spear upwards and cause bodily harm and a lot of beer will cascade upwards and be spoiled

I was very much the same. But worse. I mean much worse 🤣