I am at the age where I brush my teeth with warm water, and sometimes the sensitivity toothpaste hurts my teeth.
December 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I am at the age where I brush my teeth with warm water, and sometimes the sensitivity toothpaste hurts my teeth.
And the thing that upsets me most is that the corporation uses subsidies to pay dividends to its shareholders and then charges customers for "necessary upgrades" looking at you, Xcel.
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
And the thing that upsets me most is that the corporation uses subsidies to pay dividends to its shareholders and then charges customers for "necessary upgrades" looking at you, Xcel.
Shame on you. What a disgrace. You should resign.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Shame on you. What a disgrace. You should resign.
Shame on you. You should resign. Never trust Trump.
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Shame on you. You should resign. Never trust Trump.
Shame on you. Resign your leadership role.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Shame on you. Resign your leadership role.
Isn't that practicing medicine without a license?
October 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Isn't that practicing medicine without a license?
Trump and his gang are planning their escape route because they know the end is coming and Argentina has a history with Nazis.
October 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Trump and his gang are planning their escape route because they know the end is coming and Argentina has a history with Nazis.
My mom's was the best. Just potatoes, eggs, salt, pepper, and a little mayo.
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My mom's was the best. Just potatoes, eggs, salt, pepper, and a little mayo.
He's a heroin addict who talked his way into a position of power because addicts are very good at lying.
August 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
He's a heroin addict who talked his way into a position of power because addicts are very good at lying.
It's either a Kristallnacht or a Reichstag fire.
August 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It's either a Kristallnacht or a Reichstag fire.
I saw my psychiatrist today, and he was really excited about your book and encouraged me to get it. So, doctor's orders, I guess.
August 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I saw my psychiatrist today, and he was really excited about your book and encouraged me to get it. So, doctor's orders, I guess.
I think it's time for grumpy to go back to his assisted living apartment and God help his poor caretaker cause that's definitely a "code brown".
August 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I think it's time for grumpy to go back to his assisted living apartment and God help his poor caretaker cause that's definitely a "code brown".
Brie, duck confit, salmon, mousse (chocolate)
July 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Brie, duck confit, salmon, mousse (chocolate)
I once suggested that representative zones be randomly scattered. Sort of like counting 1 2 3 to divide up groups of conference attendees. So your neighbors would be represented by different council members but have similar concerns. No chance of gerrymandering. The city hated my idea.
July 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I once suggested that representative zones be randomly scattered. Sort of like counting 1 2 3 to divide up groups of conference attendees. So your neighbors would be represented by different council members but have similar concerns. No chance of gerrymandering. The city hated my idea.
Most of the people on Medicaid in my home state, 67%, are little old ladies in nursing homes.
July 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Most of the people on Medicaid in my home state, 67%, are little old ladies in nursing homes.
I think President Zelensky should get it. Or Barack Obama, again.
July 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I think President Zelensky should get it. Or Barack Obama, again.
I forwarded it to my senators asking, "Is this for real?"
Luckily, Amy and Tina are my senators.
Luckily, Amy and Tina are my senators.
July 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I forwarded it to my senators asking, "Is this for real?"
Luckily, Amy and Tina are my senators.
Luckily, Amy and Tina are my senators.
Similarly in gardening, buying seed packets and planting seeds are two separate but equal hobbies.
June 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Similarly in gardening, buying seed packets and planting seeds are two separate but equal hobbies.
When will they all discover that they were played about everything. They lost themselves to stroke the egos of maniacs.
June 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
When will they all discover that they were played about everything. They lost themselves to stroke the egos of maniacs.
Dude, a jury decided that Chauvin was solely responsible for George Floyd's death. Take some time and read the testimony given at the trial.
May 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Dude, a jury decided that Chauvin was solely responsible for George Floyd's death. Take some time and read the testimony given at the trial.