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don’t know where i’m going but i know that it goes where i go
clearing out my camera roll and all i can think about is how many fucking times i was photographed wearing the most uncomfortable fucking pair of pants. like ugh poor thing, i promise there’s a future full of comfort awaiting you
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
clearing out my camera roll and all i can think about is how many fucking times i was photographed wearing the most uncomfortable fucking pair of pants. like ugh poor thing, i promise there’s a future full of comfort awaiting you
i know i’m healing bc i pulled a rdg for myself with the tower reverse for advice and i just laid down and cried
September 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i know i’m healing bc i pulled a rdg for myself with the tower reverse for advice and i just laid down and cried
“yeah, i would be like if le crueset made a bong”
August 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“yeah, i would be like if le crueset made a bong”
be so fucking unintelligible in doctors appointments that the AI note taking software is rendered useless 🤪
August 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
be so fucking unintelligible in doctors appointments that the AI note taking software is rendered useless 🤪
mentioning it’s mercury retrograde preshadow in my mychart message to the doctor because yeah i do want that shit on my medical record
July 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
mentioning it’s mercury retrograde preshadow in my mychart message to the doctor because yeah i do want that shit on my medical record
best part of my week so far is the pharmacist unironically having an OG one direction song as hold music
June 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
best part of my week so far is the pharmacist unironically having an OG one direction song as hold music
what the fuck why don’t all showers have chairs
May 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
what the fuck why don’t all showers have chairs
checking in to an appointment with a blood pressure so low they assume you should be unconscious is another moment where i think hospital staff should just give me a badge
April 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
checking in to an appointment with a blood pressure so low they assume you should be unconscious is another moment where i think hospital staff should just give me a badge
everything sucks but 13 yr old me is having the best day of her fucking life rn
April 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
everything sucks but 13 yr old me is having the best day of her fucking life rn
my partner starts playfully lamenting about how hard their life is so naturally i give them a wedgie
April 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
my partner starts playfully lamenting about how hard their life is so naturally i give them a wedgie
wow i’m going to get meaner this year, i can feel it, i cannot fucking wait
April 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
wow i’m going to get meaner this year, i can feel it, i cannot fucking wait
the hospital should just give you a badge when the front desk people start greeting you by name to call you up to their station.
April 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the hospital should just give you a badge when the front desk people start greeting you by name to call you up to their station.
it was so kind of redbull to match the spring can to my glasses this year
March 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
it was so kind of redbull to match the spring can to my glasses this year
i love when a medical professional asks who decided i needed a cane or wheelchair and i get to smile deviously and say “me 😙”
March 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
i love when a medical professional asks who decided i needed a cane or wheelchair and i get to smile deviously and say “me 😙”
“you have a compliant bladder” yeah and ma’am that’s about the only compliant part of my body
March 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“you have a compliant bladder” yeah and ma’am that’s about the only compliant part of my body
it’s residency match time, aka the time of year i frantically make sure no one i know is coming to an ER near me
March 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
it’s residency match time, aka the time of year i frantically make sure no one i know is coming to an ER near me
going to the cerebral palsy doctor, aka the three times a year i pretend i wear “appropriate” footwear and not a rotting pair of birks i will die with
March 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
going to the cerebral palsy doctor, aka the three times a year i pretend i wear “appropriate” footwear and not a rotting pair of birks i will die with
“no, you don’t have bandaids in your medical bag, but you do have a tamagotchi”
March 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
“no, you don’t have bandaids in your medical bag, but you do have a tamagotchi”
have you ever had an interaction with a doctor over mychart and had to stop yourself from doing some unspeakable horror
February 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
have you ever had an interaction with a doctor over mychart and had to stop yourself from doing some unspeakable horror
i miss playing the sims but unfortunately i lack the psychological willpower rn
February 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i miss playing the sims but unfortunately i lack the psychological willpower rn
a 12 yr old asked my partner if they knew what scissoring was this week and i keep crying with laughter about it
February 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
a 12 yr old asked my partner if they knew what scissoring was this week and i keep crying with laughter about it
Reposted
Our statement on the confirmation of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to lead the Department of Health and Human Services.
February 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Our statement on the confirmation of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to lead the Department of Health and Human Services.
today i stormed out of a procedure halfway thru using my wheelchair and if anything that’s what i got it for — better dramatic exits
February 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
today i stormed out of a procedure halfway thru using my wheelchair and if anything that’s what i got it for — better dramatic exits
i LOVE when you text someone you’re gonna be late and they are running later than you.
February 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
i LOVE when you text someone you’re gonna be late and they are running later than you.
i know i’m getting old bc i looked at french toast bake recipe that called for 2 cups of sugar and no butter and spent the entire morning enraged about it
February 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i know i’m getting old bc i looked at french toast bake recipe that called for 2 cups of sugar and no butter and spent the entire morning enraged about it