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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan)
@beethammy.bsky.social
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dull, boring, and miserable
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · Oct 21
where I post from!

I love my little home office! yes it may smell of mildew, my clothes always damp; the air moist, but I wouldn’t have it any other way! ☺️💖
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fuck credit cards I’m getting cane’s
July 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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people who go into public bathrooms blasting ass and tiktok from their phone are a different breed
July 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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liminal space ass bathroom
#liminalspace #interior #backrooms
dim yellow tinted bathroom with blue stalls dimly lit corner of a bathroom next to the door
June 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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AI assistant, how do I wipe my own ass?
May 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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wearing my x-men shirt to work as a political statement
May 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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AI got me so fucked up I’m about to buy an encyclopedia set
May 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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at the lake where I saw a truck with trump decal confidently go down a one-way road despite passing multiple wrong-way signs, further proving maga doesn't know how to read.
May 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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you know it’s quiet when the ears start ringing
May 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I'm not a fan of anything
April 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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bitches hate it when you hit them with the critical thinking
April 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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ant orgy on the window and the landlord says it's MY fault…
April 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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just kinda sick and tired :/
April 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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getting real tired of 20th-century dystopian novels becoming reality
April 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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my dream job has always been to screw in little screws to make iphones but unfortunately I might be too old to get into that line of work
April 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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profusely listening to edm in times of uncertainty
February 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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can’t stop thinking about this
an evil looking emoji with sharp rows of teeth and a look of suspicious desire in its eyes
January 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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GOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE. TRUST NO ONE. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.
January 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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I’m wearing red every day in 2036
January 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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all artists suffer from chronic pain
December 16, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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here are some "vintage bootleg" t-shirts I designed for my favorite movie, which is creep. 🐺🪓
#graphicdesign #shirtdesign #design #peachfuzz #creep
A mockup of a t-shirt with a red background. The movie title Creep is at the bottom of the design in a light orange color. In primary red in the top left corner is an image of Josef with a smaller image of Aaron to the right. A barely visible silhouette of Josef at the top of a staircase is in the middle above the text. A mockup of a t-shirt with a green background. The text creep is at the top of the design in a green-yellow color. Images of the characters looking away from each other is at the bottom. Josef on the left and Aaron on the right. Above them in the background is an image of them hugging at the miracle waters of the heart. In the top right corner sits a small image of the J+A written inside a heart by Josef. A mockup of a t-shirt with a blue background. The text tubby is at the top of the design, and the text time is at the bottom. In the middle to the left is an image of Josef's face up close while he's lying in the bathtub. To the right is a smaller cutout image of Josef during the tubby time scene. A mockup of a t-shirt with an orange background. The text Peachfuzz is at the bottom in orange and yellow. An image of Peachfuzz is front and center of the design, with blue-tinted close-up images of Peachfuzz during his song scene surrounds him in the background.
December 7, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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can’t wait to die of the bird flu in 2 years, 7 months and 16 days.
December 5, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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I found this suspicious flyer while out for a walk today. I’m not sure if I should trust it, but I would really like some juice.
#graphicdesign #posterdesign #weirdcore #weirdart
a flyer lying on the ground that says "I've got so much juice" at the top. below is a poorly drawn bottle with the label "so much juice." more text at the bottom says: come get this juice. next line: open noon to midnight on every 2nd and 3rd Monday. next line: located at the end of the longest driveway on planet earth. next line: juice prices depend of the type pf juice you purchase. next line: juice types available. next line: orange, peach, apple, pineapple, grape, strawberry, cherry, lime, lemon, banana, watermelon, kiwi, dragon fruit, blueberry, pear, pomegranate. next line: I can turn anything you bring me into juice. next line: custom juice prices will be discussed after juice has been made.
December 3, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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day 46 of trying to drown out the thoughts (unsuccessful)
December 3, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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respect to coders 🫡 that shit sucks
November 30, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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I picked the wrong year to read 1984
November 26, 2024 at 3:26 PM