The Prince II: The Princening
@beetle-prince.bsky.social
OJ | 25 | He/Him | Gay | Autistic | Poly + Taken
Got unceremoniously, randomly locked out of my profile on the other app last month for no reason, so now I'm setting up shop over here. If you see anyone around who's wondering where I went - I'm here!
Got unceremoniously, randomly locked out of my profile on the other app last month for no reason, so now I'm setting up shop over here. If you see anyone around who's wondering where I went - I'm here!
And if I said a modern-day AU Laios Touden where he has the same infinite appetite and constant need to stuff his puppydog face but works a 9-5 desk job and is rapidly approaching 400lbs with no sign of stopping (or even recognising that he's not 200lbs anymore)
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
And if I said a modern-day AU Laios Touden where he has the same infinite appetite and constant need to stuff his puppydog face but works a 9-5 desk job and is rapidly approaching 400lbs with no sign of stopping (or even recognising that he's not 200lbs anymore)
Better have another serving at lunch, big guy, we want the tie knot totally covered by neck flab by next quarter
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Better have another serving at lunch, big guy, we want the tie knot totally covered by neck flab by next quarter
That's a mighty kissable, feedable and dare I say biteable double chin bulging over your fancy little suit collar, fatboy
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
That's a mighty kissable, feedable and dare I say biteable double chin bulging over your fancy little suit collar, fatboy
And one by one, you'll meet (and outgrow) every bracket, big guy
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
And one by one, you'll meet (and outgrow) every bracket, big guy
I see your "fat as a pig" and I raise you "landwhale"
December 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I see your "fat as a pig" and I raise you "landwhale"
Oh he wants to be the lean beef filling in a Blobert and Blubberboy sandwich so bad
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Oh he wants to be the lean beef filling in a Blobert and Blubberboy sandwich so bad
Babe forget the udon I'm manifesting a full transformation from ramen noodle to lasagna sheet
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Babe forget the udon I'm manifesting a full transformation from ramen noodle to lasagna sheet
They're still forming babe
Eat a few more pans of pasta and they'll ~Blossom~
Eat a few more pans of pasta and they'll ~Blossom~
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
They're still forming babe
Eat a few more pans of pasta and they'll ~Blossom~
Eat a few more pans of pasta and they'll ~Blossom~
Hey bestie so those are called stretchmarks
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Hey bestie so those are called stretchmarks
As a chronic sufferer of British I fully thought you were asking for money until I got to the second sentence, although to be fair I would be interested in seeing how much fat £1k worth of junk food would put on you
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
As a chronic sufferer of British I fully thought you were asking for money until I got to the second sentence, although to be fair I would be interested in seeing how much fat £1k worth of junk food would put on you
Make that man bust out of his armour like a bomb going off because he's simply too big...
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Make that man bust out of his armour like a bomb going off because he's simply too big...
Blobert....
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Blobert....
World's sexiest man by medical order
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
World's sexiest man by medical order
It's one of the ways I like to describe the kind of superfat dude who has barely any muscle or bone structure left except his chub. Just a great big wobbling assortment of boneless blubber like a stack of water balloons full of custard
See also:
Pudding-bag
Flabalanche
Marshmallow Man
See also:
Pudding-bag
Flabalanche
Marshmallow Man
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
It's one of the ways I like to describe the kind of superfat dude who has barely any muscle or bone structure left except his chub. Just a great big wobbling assortment of boneless blubber like a stack of water balloons full of custard
See also:
Pudding-bag
Flabalanche
Marshmallow Man
See also:
Pudding-bag
Flabalanche
Marshmallow Man
Just an absolute butterpile of a dude... Aspirational
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Just an absolute butterpile of a dude... Aspirational
Don't listen to the haters king they're just jealous of your rippling layers of, uh, muscle
December 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Don't listen to the haters king they're just jealous of your rippling layers of, uh, muscle
FUCK YEAH BRO PUMP THAT GUT
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
FUCK YEAH BRO PUMP THAT GUT
A - LOVE the shape Zack has going on here
B - And then they argued until they both got hungry and made up over a family-sized taco platter
B - And then they argued until they both got hungry and made up over a family-sized taco platter
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A - LOVE the shape Zack has going on here
B - And then they argued until they both got hungry and made up over a family-sized taco platter
B - And then they argued until they both got hungry and made up over a family-sized taco platter
Doomed by the narrative (that you are also writing)
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Doomed by the narrative (that you are also writing)
Tenya getting fat for "resistance training" with "built-in weights" on his running regiment except he's too focused on psychotically perfecting his high-calorie meals down to the milligram for optimum weight gain to actually work any of it off...
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Tenya getting fat for "resistance training" with "built-in weights" on his running regiment except he's too focused on psychotically perfecting his high-calorie meals down to the milligram for optimum weight gain to actually work any of it off...
Need that pudding bag of a dude in my bed rn
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Need that pudding bag of a dude in my bed rn