kass!! 🪲 shop open !
@beetlebards.bsky.social
💫 illustrator and art historian, big fan of bugs and men with swords, posts mature content sometimes 💫
he/him • 25 • 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
open for freelance work!
beetlebard.net
he/him • 25 • 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
open for freelance work!
beetlebard.net
oh yeah i also have these really cute holographic b-grade stickers (didn’t cut through the backing properly) so if you want one as a freebie in your order leave me a note at checkout and i’ll toss one in while supplies last!
January 24, 2026 at 8:02 PM
oh yeah i also have these really cute holographic b-grade stickers (didn’t cut through the backing properly) so if you want one as a freebie in your order leave me a note at checkout and i’ll toss one in while supplies last!
✨ new products! ✨
tote bags, medieval miffy charms, and some whimsical trinket planner stickers
tote bags, medieval miffy charms, and some whimsical trinket planner stickers
January 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
✨ new products! ✨
tote bags, medieval miffy charms, and some whimsical trinket planner stickers
tote bags, medieval miffy charms, and some whimsical trinket planner stickers
💥🚙 crashed my car this week! oops (i’m ok)
unfortunately until i get insurance and a new car sorted out i’m out of work w/o stable income… so what better time for some new products and also a discount code for my sh0p
use code CARCRASH at checkout for 15% your whole order!
unfortunately until i get insurance and a new car sorted out i’m out of work w/o stable income… so what better time for some new products and also a discount code for my sh0p
use code CARCRASH at checkout for 15% your whole order!
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
💥🚙 crashed my car this week! oops (i’m ok)
unfortunately until i get insurance and a new car sorted out i’m out of work w/o stable income… so what better time for some new products and also a discount code for my sh0p
use code CARCRASH at checkout for 15% your whole order!
unfortunately until i get insurance and a new car sorted out i’m out of work w/o stable income… so what better time for some new products and also a discount code for my sh0p
use code CARCRASH at checkout for 15% your whole order!
and back by popular demand... this fucking thing
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
and back by popular demand... this fucking thing
🛒✨mini sh0p update just in time for the holidays!! just posted a couple new + restocked stickers and charms, so if you're itching for some weird medieval goodies go check them out!
(stickers make great stocking stuffers but you didn't hear it from me...)
🔗https://www.etsy.com/shop/beetlebards/
(stickers make great stocking stuffers but you didn't hear it from me...)
🔗https://www.etsy.com/shop/beetlebards/
December 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
🛒✨mini sh0p update just in time for the holidays!! just posted a couple new + restocked stickers and charms, so if you're itching for some weird medieval goodies go check them out!
(stickers make great stocking stuffers but you didn't hear it from me...)
🔗https://www.etsy.com/shop/beetlebards/
(stickers make great stocking stuffers but you didn't hear it from me...)
🔗https://www.etsy.com/shop/beetlebards/
happy halloween to montyidris specifically 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
happy halloween to montyidris specifically 🎃
maaaaybe. who’s askin.
October 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
maaaaybe. who’s askin.
oh and this one too! personally i think these guys were absolutely MADE to be a very shiny holographic print, idk about you.
🔗 www.etsy.com/listing/4391...
🔗 www.etsy.com/listing/4391...
October 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
oh and this one too! personally i think these guys were absolutely MADE to be a very shiny holographic print, idk about you.
🔗 www.etsy.com/listing/4391...
🔗 www.etsy.com/listing/4391...
surprise!! at long last i have a few goodies up for sale online! more to come soon, but for now check out the very cool prints + stickers you can have delivered directly to your home expeditiously ✨
🔗 www.etsy.com/shop/beetleb...
🔗 www.etsy.com/shop/beetleb...
October 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
surprise!! at long last i have a few goodies up for sale online! more to come soon, but for now check out the very cool prints + stickers you can have delivered directly to your home expeditiously ✨
🔗 www.etsy.com/shop/beetleb...
🔗 www.etsy.com/shop/beetleb...
✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN✨
🌱 hi all!! i’m opening a very limited amount of slots for character ref sheet & outfit comms!
🌱 base price $250 includes one unclothed base and two outfits; additional outfits can be added for +25%
🌱 dm for info, slots limited but not first come first serve
🌱 hi all!! i’m opening a very limited amount of slots for character ref sheet & outfit comms!
🌱 base price $250 includes one unclothed base and two outfits; additional outfits can be added for +25%
🌱 dm for info, slots limited but not first come first serve
September 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN✨
🌱 hi all!! i’m opening a very limited amount of slots for character ref sheet & outfit comms!
🌱 base price $250 includes one unclothed base and two outfits; additional outfits can be added for +25%
🌱 dm for info, slots limited but not first come first serve
🌱 hi all!! i’m opening a very limited amount of slots for character ref sheet & outfit comms!
🌱 base price $250 includes one unclothed base and two outfits; additional outfits can be added for +25%
🌱 dm for info, slots limited but not first come first serve
a little commotion for the dorsal fin cutout btw
August 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
a little commotion for the dorsal fin cutout btw
thank you!!! their design is mostly based on ribbon eels and their hybrid transformation form is very eel-ish :-3
August 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
thank you!!! their design is mostly based on ribbon eels and their hybrid transformation form is very eel-ish :-3
oh yeah we played our first session last night so lemme share my new dnd guy here too :-3 this is llewyn (any pronouns) and they’re a were-kaiju bloodhunter and boatswain for the strangest pirate crew alive
August 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
oh yeah we played our first session last night so lemme share my new dnd guy here too :-3 this is llewyn (any pronouns) and they’re a were-kaiju bloodhunter and boatswain for the strangest pirate crew alive
herald hound ✨🍁
August 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
herald hound ✨🍁
SAM WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU
July 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
SAM WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU
June 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
garden fairies ⚧️ ✨🌿
June 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
garden fairies ⚧️ ✨🌿
qrp with your header art! 🍓✨
June 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
qrp with your header art! 🍓✨
wheee sword class (i am the one on the ground 😔)
June 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
wheee sword class (i am the one on the ground 😔)
what do ye know about the smiski middle ages, my liege?
June 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
what do ye know about the smiski middle ages, my liege?
new bumper sticker for your wretched vehicles
June 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
new bumper sticker for your wretched vehicles
i am once again saying:
May 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
i am once again saying:
