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This is a redraw of a comic I drew in the first year I was making them. If you’ve been rocking with me since then, thank you for believing
The same comic but older and not drawn as well
January 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Two panel comic. Panel one: a coconut crab sits at a dinner table with a human nose on his plate. He says “aww, man. Amelia Earhart again?” Panel 2: a bigger coconut crab sits at the opposite end of the table, with the rest of the crab family surrounding him, fingers and ears on their plates. He says “you’ll eat it and like it, young man!”
January 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Gone girl
SOLD OUT
January 15, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Big Binky bumper stickers are BACK! Limited 150 ONLY.
Vinyl bumper sticker that says “Keep Honking! I’m busy listening to Big Binky and the Banana Boys” and features the band in question
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Three panel comic. Panel 1: kids playing kickball. One pitches the ball, and another kid behind him yells “back up!” to the other kids. Panel 2: a kid with glasses kicks the ball. Panel 3: the ball hurtles into a ufo way up in space, and sets off the airbag on the alien driving the ufo.
January 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Later: Wyatt and the girl who he bumped into flirting on the couch.
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Three panel comic. Panel one: a person introducing two friends at a party. He points to one and says “this is Wyatt. He’s from an upper dimension.” Wyatt is a humanoid celestial being. Panel 2: Wyatt says “oh, haha. I wouldn’t say ‘upper’…” while doing a hand gesture. He accidentally bumps a girls drink standing next to him. Panel three: the girl says “my drink!” And the solo cup appears to be tweaking through multiple dimensions. Wyatt stands awkwardly with his hands drawn back.
January 13, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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3 panel comic. Panel 1: waitress watching TV at a diner, a news story that says “FOUR DEAD. DEVELOPING STORY” the news anchor says “please be advised, the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the anchor says “here’s their photo.” It shows a picture of a guinea pig in a propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Seated at the bar is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, their face obscured slightly by shadow. They have on their plate an entire head of lettuce
January 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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3 panel comic. Panel one: coworkers stand around a desk, as another employee, a Humboldt squid carrying a big stack of binders, walks past them. One says to the squid, “hey Eric, need an extra hand with that?” Panel 2: the two human employees are laughing and a man steps into frame, breaking the fourth wall. He says “stop.” Panel 3: the man, still talking to the camera, says “squid discrimination in the workplace. Know the signs.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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3-panel comic. Panel 1: a truck driver spills his drink while driving and exclaims, “there’s a bee in here!” Panel 2: the fuel truck he is driving careens off the road and crashes into a building with a sign out front that says “EVIL TECH COMPANY”. Panel 3: the bee walks down the road with the burning aftermath behind him. He says on a tiny flip-phone, “it’s done.”
January 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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3 panel comic. First panel soldiers are under fire in a jungle and one yells in the talkie talkie “we need air support! Do you copy?!” Second panel a military helicopter flies over the hills and a voice says “yeah…” Panel 3: a capybara is flying the helicopter and he says “I capy.”
January 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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2 panel comic. First panel: a skeleton robot with an atomic purple exoskeleton stands over a burning wasteland and shouts “KEEP MOVING, HUMAN SWINE!” Panel 2: a bunch of humans shackled together are walking through the apocalypse landscape. One says “I gotta say, that clear purple casing looks so sick.” This is a redraw I did of a comic I drew in my first year of comics! Circa 2022
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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3 panel comic. Panel 1: man presenting to board room, saying “we have three new emoji ideas.” Panel 2: the page is turned to reveal two incomprehensible horror emojis and a banh mi. Panel 3: the people in the boardroom look concerned. One says uhh… and the other says “the banh mi is cute”
December 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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3 panel comic. Panel 1: two coworkers talking and walking. One says “Look, the new CEO is a basil plant. Just be respectful” Panel 2: they’re all in a room at a table meeting and there’s a basil plant at the head of the table. Panel 3: their basil plant begins wilting and the first employee yells “Water!”
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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3 panel comic. Panel 1: three chickens stand in front of a fence, one says “the farmer put up electric chicken wire.” Panel 2: another chicken says, “man, he just wants you to THINK it’s electric. Watch:” and he sticks out his wing. Panel 3: they are all attending the second chickens funeral and he’s a rotisserie in an open casket
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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3 panel comic. Panel one: News reporter in front of aquarium saying “hundreds are rushing to see the viral ‘handsome eel”. Panel 2: a group of school girls and an old lady are crowded around an aquarium tanking and one says “here he comes!” Panel 3: the handsome eel in question. Someone off panel says OMG!!
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Three panel comic. Panel one: a museum guide talks to a group of schoolchildren in front of a fossil. He says “This is a Moa! It lived alongside humans.” Panel 2: one of the kids asks “What happened to it?” Panel 3: a Māori man is using a moa as a skateboard and hitting a gnarly nose grab in a skate bowl.
December 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Falcons vs Seahawks today
Shen Comix (acclaimed artist for the Seattle Seahawks) and Beetle Moses (notorious illustrator of the Atlanta Falcons) pull the puppet strings on the largest entertainment franchise in America, the NFL. The image is captioned “draws memes for the Seahawks. Draws memes for the Falcons. But… they play on the same Minecraft server… who’s really… pulling the strings?…” Stay woke
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Comic with 3 panels. Panel 1: a group of krill shout out to another krill “hey you! Where you from, cuh?” Panel 2: a basking shark drifts into frame, filter feeding on the group of krill. Panel 3: the lone krill thinks to himself “well that kinda solved itself…”
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM